Please, leave the Yankees caps alone

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I know it’s just a spring training cap and that they make the players wear them simply so that goobers like me will buy them, but if I assumed power of this country via a bloodless coup I’d outlaw this kind of thing.

Not that it’s the worst offender I’ve ever seen. It’s quite conservative, really.  I just don’t like the classics being messed with. And it’s not like I’d be that hard on anyone in my protectorate found wearing it. A fine is all I’d levy. Maybe some minor ear-boxing.

I’d save the death penalty for serious offenses like this.