Report: Vlad and the Rangers are close to a deal

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I dunno, man. It’s Jim Bowden again, and Jim Bowden has shown that he couldn’t out-scoop his mother on the scoopingest day of his life with an electrified scooping machine.

But then again, this Guerrero-to-Texas stuff seems pretty inevitable, so we’ll pass it along anyway:  Vlad has come to his senses, realizes that no one is going to give him some chubby two-year contract so he and the Rangers are finalizing a one-year deal.

Of course, given that it’s Bowden, Guerrero could be just as close to signing to keep goal for Bayern Munich or something.