Announcement in the media room:
“Folks, we’re aware of the Internet problems here in the room. We’re working on it. But if you could, please try to refrain from streaming any audio or video for the time being. Thanks.”
I’ve got a Verizon card that’s going at about a million miles an hour, so it doesn’t affect me. In light of that announcement, though, I’m giving some thought to logging onto the WiFi network and trying to download the original cut of “Renaldo and Clara” or something. You know, just to mess with people.