So, you wanna see naked pictures of Grady Sizemore?

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Well, I didn’t actually, but someone did:

Indians center fielder Grady Sizemore says legal action has been
taken after pictures of himself in various stages of dress and undress
appeared on an Internet site Sunday morning. “These pictures were stolen illegally from my girlfriend’s email,”
Sizemore told The Plain Dealer on Sunday night. “It’s now a legal
matter that is under investigation. I can’t say anything more.”

MLB and the players association are said to be investigating the matter on Sizemore’s behalf.

While, as of today, I’m no longer a practicing lawyer, I can tell you with 100% certainty that if someone did actually steal Sizemore’s girlfriend’s emails — as opposed to this being a publicity stunt of some kind — they have some legal exposure here.  At the same time, however, I can tell you with 100% certainty that the best way to ensure that there are no naked pictures of you floating around on the Internet is to NOT TAKE NAKED PICTURES OF YOURSELF AND EMAIL THEM TO PEOPLE. 

José Abreu undergoes lower abdominal surgery, expected out two weeks

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White Sox first baseman José Abreu underwent lower abdominal surgery on Tuesday, Daryl Van Schouwen of the Chicago Sun-Times reports. It was an outpatient procedure that is expected to keep him away from baseball activity for two weeks.

Abreu, 31, was held out of Tuesday’s lineup, his first day off in more than two months. This season, Abreu has hit a productive .272/.331/.491 with 22 home runs and 78 RBI in 526 plate appearances.

The White Sox will likely play Matt Davidson at first base and put Daniel Palka at DH while Abreu is out.