So, you wanna see naked pictures of Grady Sizemore?

17 Comments

Well, I didn’t actually, but someone did:

Indians center fielder Grady Sizemore says legal action has been
taken after pictures of himself in various stages of dress and undress
appeared on an Internet site Sunday morning. “These pictures were stolen illegally from my girlfriend’s email,”
Sizemore told The Plain Dealer on Sunday night. “It’s now a legal
matter that is under investigation. I can’t say anything more.”

MLB and the players association are said to be investigating the matter on Sizemore’s behalf.

While, as of today, I’m no longer a practicing lawyer, I can tell you with 100% certainty that if someone did actually steal Sizemore’s girlfriend’s emails — as opposed to this being a publicity stunt of some kind — they have some legal exposure here.  At the same time, however, I can tell you with 100% certainty that the best way to ensure that there are no naked pictures of you floating around on the Internet is to NOT TAKE NAKED PICTURES OF YOURSELF AND EMAIL THEM TO PEOPLE. 

Zac Rosscup throws immaculate inning, lands on DL

Abbie Parr/Getty Images
1 Comment

A day after throwing an immaculate inning — getting through an inning on three consecutive strikeouts with nine pitches — against the Mariners, Dodgers reliever Zac Rosscup was placed on the 10-day disabled list with a left calf strain. The move made room on the 25-man roster for Kenley Jansen, who is back after missing some time due to an irregular heartbeat.

Rosscup pitched the ninth inning of Sunday’s 12-1 win over the Mariners. He struck out Kyle Seager, Ryon Healy, and Cameron Maybin on three pitches each. Rosscup is the fourth pitcher to throw an immaculate inning this season, joining Kevin Gausman, Max Scherzer, and German Marquez. 2018’s four immaculate innings is still far behind 2017’s record of eight.

Rosscup has pitched only 6 2/3 innings in the majors this year. He has yielded five runs (all earned) on seven hits and a walk with 10 strikeouts. He missed a significant amount of time earlier this season due to a blister on his left middle finger.