Trouble once again seeks out, finds A.J. Pierzynski

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Between the second and third innings of last night’s loss to the Twins, the White Sox had an interesting little incident in the dugout involving A.J. Pierzynski and Alexei Ramirez:

Before the inning ended, Alexi Casilla stole second base, with
Ramirez covering second but the ball sailing past him. The Sox got out
of the inning, but television cameras caught Ramirez and Pierzynski
exchanging words. Moments later, with Pierzynski sitting next to
starting pitcher John Danks, manager Ozzie Guillen picked up a bucket
of gum and spiked it. The gum scattered in front of the dugout.

I’ll give you a few moments to catch your breath upon hearing the shocking news
of Pierzynski’s involvement in something like that. Seriously. Breathe
in, breathe out. OK, ready to continue? As always, Ozzie Guillen provided some good quotes when asked what caused the ruckus:

That’s us, that’s private. I don’t like my players digging into each
other for no reason. I’m the one that makes those calls, I’m the one
that gets into the players’ butts. I was a little upset about it, but
that’s part of the game. I was upset with the way we were playing, too,
and everything came together in the same inning. I was upset because
things like that can’t happen. I’m the one that puts the fingers on the
players because this is my job, and anybody have a problem with that
they know what to do.

Teammates fighting, gum flying, managers getting into players’ butts. What a party!

Lenny Dykstra arrested for allegedly threatening Uber driver

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Former Mets and Phillies star outfielder Lenny Dykstra has been arrested for allegedly threatening an Uber driver early Wednesday morning, Mike Deak and Suzanne Russell of the Courier News report. The official charges include third-degree making terroristic threats and various drug offenses.

The driver alleges that Dykstra demanded he change the scheduled destination and threatened to kill him when the driver refused. Police didn’t recover a gun but they found cocaine, MDMA, and marijuana among Dykstra’s belongings.

Dykstra was released on a summons pending a court appearance.

Dykstra, 55, has found himself in trouble with the law quite a bit. He was accused last year of stealing from and trashing a hotel room in the Hamptons. He spent time in jail earlier this decade after being charged with grand theft auto and filing a false financial report. He also sentenced to jail time after exposing himself to women he met through Craigslist.