Fan smuggles grass into Fenway Park

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This is the kind of thing that makes the rest of the country look at the Yankees-Sox rivalry and shake their heads:

Ian Ferris, 30, a Bombers fan in the heart of Red Sox Nation,
green-thumbed his nose at Boston by planting Yankee Stadium grass in
the Fenway infield during a May 31 Phish concert. Yankee Stadium grass
seeds went on sale this year. Ferris hid the seeds in his pants as he
entered Fenway, filled the bag with water and tossed it onto the
infield. “This is payback,” said Ferris, who manages a Hooters in
Vermont. “If even one blade of grass sprouts on the field, I feel it
was a success.”

Not that I can be too judgmental about this. I live in
Columbus, Ohio, and this sort of thing — and stranger things — are
par for the course in these parts when college football season rolls
around. And It’s not even the weirdest thing in the article. Tell me:
if I had bet you $1000 that there was a Hooters in Vermont, you
probably would have wanted in on that action, wouldn’t you? As a
kicker, if I had told you that a guy would bring a clandestine bag of
grass to a Phish concert and that bag contained actual turf as opposed
to something illegal, you would have bet the exacta, wouldn’t you have?

Anyway, three cheers for derranged fan fervor, even if the non-Yankees and Red Sox among us have a hard time understanding it.

White Sox won’t make bid for Bryce Harper

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The White Sox won’t make a bid for free agent outfielder Bryce Harper, Bruce Levine of 670 The Score reports. Believed to be the favorites to land shortstop Manny Machado in free agency, the White Sox watched him ink a 10-year, $300 million contract with the Padres. The club is apparently content with its roster otherwise.

Harper would certainly be an upgrade in the outfield, which currently features Adam Engel, Nicky Delmonico, and Jon Jay. It will soon feature prospects Eloy Jiménez and Luis Robert.

Last season, Harper hit .249/.393/.496 with 34 hom eruns, 100 RBI, 103 runs scored, and 13 stolen bases in 695 plate appearances. He led all of baseball, drawing 130 walks. Harper is also a six-time All-Star who won the 2012 NL Rookie of the Year Award and the 2015 NL Most Valuable Player Award.

The Phillies are still believed to be the favorites to sign Harper and the club is confident it will land him, Matt Breen of the Philadelphia Daily News reports.