Fan smuggles grass into Fenway Park

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This is the kind of thing that makes the rest of the country look at the Yankees-Sox rivalry and shake their heads:

Ian Ferris, 30, a Bombers fan in the heart of Red Sox Nation,
green-thumbed his nose at Boston by planting Yankee Stadium grass in
the Fenway infield during a May 31 Phish concert. Yankee Stadium grass
seeds went on sale this year. Ferris hid the seeds in his pants as he
entered Fenway, filled the bag with water and tossed it onto the
infield. “This is payback,” said Ferris, who manages a Hooters in
Vermont. “If even one blade of grass sprouts on the field, I feel it
was a success.”

Not that I can be too judgmental about this. I live in
Columbus, Ohio, and this sort of thing — and stranger things — are
par for the course in these parts when college football season rolls
around. And It’s not even the weirdest thing in the article. Tell me:
if I had bet you $1000 that there was a Hooters in Vermont, you
probably would have wanted in on that action, wouldn’t you? As a
kicker, if I had told you that a guy would bring a clandestine bag of
grass to a Phish concert and that bag contained actual turf as opposed
to something illegal, you would have bet the exacta, wouldn’t you have?

Anyway, three cheers for derranged fan fervor, even if the non-Yankees and Red Sox among us have a hard time understanding it.

Rays acquire Wilmer Font from Athletics

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In a less-notable move on Friday, the Rays acquired right-hander Wilmer Font from the Athletics in exchange for minor league right-hander Peter Bayer. Font was designated for assignment by the A’s on Wednesday.

This is the second trade involving the righty since the start of the season. The Athletics acquired 28-year-old Font from the Dodgers in late April, but were underwhelmed by his performance after he racked up 11 runs, five home runs, four walks and nine strikeouts in his first 6 2/3 innings of relief. While the rookie has yet to prove himself at the big league level, he posted a much more respectable pitching line with the Dodgers’ Triple-A affiliate in 2017, going 10-8 in 25 starts with a 3.42 ERA, 2.3 BB/9 and 11.9 SO/9 in 134 1/3 innings. It’s still unclear whether the Rays intend to give him another opportunity in the majors this year or use him as depth in the minors.

Bayer, 24, is still a ways away from cracking any major league roster. He advanced to High-A Charlotte prior to the trade and allowed eight runs, two homers, six walks and six strikeouts in his first four innings.