The “candlesticks scene” from Bull Durham
has forever taken most of the mystique out of players holding
conferences on the mound, but the “exchange” that A.J. Burnett and
Kevin Cash had yesterday was still pretty amusing.
Mark Feinsand of the New York Daily News explains:
At one point in the fifth inning, Burnett threw a couple of bad
pitches that made Cash believe he needed a little break. Cash didn’t
have any words of wisdom for his pitcher, so he made his way to the
mound, picked up the rosin bag, dropped it back to the ground and
headed back to the plate.
“I didn’t say anything, I just let him catch his breath for a
minute,” Cash said. “He had just thrown a couple of pitches off the
plate, and I didn’t have anything to say, but I walked out there and
bought some time, let him settle back in.”
Burnett was very confused. “I thought he was going to say something,
then he didn’t,” Burnett said. “It was one of those moments. I was
expecting something, but there was nothing. Maybe he just wanted to
stir it up a little. I was like, ‘Good talk, Cash.'”
Okay, let’s get two! Go get ’em!
As we moved to the top of the eighth inning things started to loosen up. Which was good for the American League but not for the Senior Circuit.
Josh Hader of the Brewers was pitching and, in very un-2018-style, the American League strung together a couple of hits, with Shin-Soo Choo and George Springer singling. At that point Jen Segura of the Mariners came to the plate while Joe Buck spoke to National League outfielder Charlie Blackmon on the mic. Blackmon was entertaining until Joey Votto failed to corral a would-be foul out from Segura, at which point he tensed up a bit. Then Segura launched a massive three-run homer to left. Blackmon called Buck “bad luck,” Mitch Moreland singled and Blackmon said that if the next pitch wasn’t a double play ball, he was bailing on the broadcast.
With the Americans leading 5-2, Dave Roberts made a pitching change, bringing in Brad Hand with one out in the inning. Buck bid adieu to Blackmon, for which Blackmon seemed thankful. These mic’d up players are fun, but there’s a limit to how much distraction they’ll endure, even in a meaningless exhibition game.
Hand struck out Michael Brantley and then