Craig Calcaterra

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Barry Bonds ejected for arguing balls and strikes


Miami Marlins hitting coach Barry Bonds was ejected from this afternoon’s Giants-Marlins game for arguing balls and strikes. It happened after Chris Johnson was called out on strikes to end the sixth inning. Bonds confronted home plate umpire Cory Blaser and was pretty darn animated in doing so, wagging his finger in the ump’s face and everything.

When it happened I and many others immediately joked on Twitter that, hey, if it’s a matter of the strike zone, it’s hard to find a better authority than Barry Bonds. But it’s also the case that Bonds was correct:

The man has his flaws, but if he says something was a ball, it was probably a ball.

This marks Bonds’ first ejection from a game since August 4, 2006. Despite his notoriously prickly reputation from back in the day, I don’t recall him being ejected very much during his career. Maybe because even the umps knew that if he complained about a pitch, he was probably right.

Buck Showalter is not amused by Tim Tebow’s baseball aspirations

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I’ve been watching the Tim Tebow reactions since yesterday’s news that the former quarterback plans to try to make it in baseball. A lot of people are taking the view that, hey, he’s not hurting anyone, so let him try. It’s an admirable stance and one I normally strive to assume whenever weird stuff like this happens, but I can’t seem to get there. I’m not proud of myself for not being able to get there, but I’m not gonna lie and pretend I am either.

I’ve been trying to examine why I can’t. I don’t have it fully nailed down yet, but a lot of it is because Tebow’s agent’s statements on it came off as super serious and didn’t seem to allow for the possibility that, hey, it’s extraordinarily unlikely that he has a chance in hell of making it. The statement also specifically name-checked Tebow’s plan to play “Major League Baseball,” which even elite players who have excelled in the college or amateur ranks know is no guarantee. I’m also sort of irked by the private tryout he’s getting — which no one with his lack of baseball experience would ever get — and wonder if his employment with ESPN played at least some part in it. Indeed, this morning on they conveniently had video of Tebow taking batting practice hacks, complete with a preroll ad. They’re selling this just as much as they’re reporting on it.

Ultimately my opinion on this doesn’t matter. At least nowhere close to how much the opinion of baseball people matters, as it’s their world Tebow is trying to enter. On that score I’ve seen a split too. Some players have tweeted jokes. Some have tweeted some equivalent of that “hey, give it a try and good luck!” sentiment I mentioned above.  Buck Showalter, manager of the Orioles, was a bit more pointed about it though. Here’s what he said when asked about it yesterday. From Roch Kubatko at MASN:

“I better leave that one alone,” Showalter said, smiling. “Am I intrigued? No, not at all. Amused? No, not at all.

“I think about what these guys do in our Dominican Academy and Delmarva and Aberdeen and the Gulf Coast League and Frederick and Bowie and Norfolk, I take very seriously the stuff they have to do to get the opportunities and do what they’re doing. Somebody will sell some tickets in the spring. I should be careful, we may sign him.

“I bet he was a good player in high school. I was, too.”

It’s sort of sobering for me to come down in the same place as Buck Showalter because I suspect that we don’t see the world in much the same way on many things. But that’s sort of how I feel about it. I wonder how many guys on the margins — and Tebow is about ten levels below even the margins — would like to get a media-hyped tryout like he’s going to get. A chance to turn some heads they’d never normally get a chance to turn. I wonder how many of them, though likely well aware that baseball is not, contrary to what many think, a pure meritocracy, are nonetheless miffed at just how much special treatment the famous ex-football player is getting, simply because he’s a famous ex-football player. A top draft choice gets more chances to fail than a 10th rounder and a 10th rounder gets more than an undrafted free agent, but this is pushing it, no?

So, nah. I’m not there yet. I’m over here, like Showalter, offering some three-quarter smiles, alternated with some mild-to-moderate annoyance. Not because it hurts me any and not because I wish Tim Tebow any ill. But because of the principle of the thing.

Heck, maybe half of why I’m annoyed is because this has me caring about “the principle of the thing” of a thing.


Rich Hill and the blister from hell


The Dodgers just announced that Rich Hill will not start Friday due to a lingering issue with a blister on his left hand. The decision was made after he was unable to throw a bullpen session yesterday. Ross Stripling will get the start in his place.

Hill, for whom the Dodgers traded at the deadline a week ago Monday, has not pitched in a game since he was with the Athletics back on July 17. He’s had a fantastic year, but this blister is apparently the stuff of some evil curse, perhaps incurred by Hill after upsetting some sort of burial ground or, perhaps, angering a god who had assumed human form in order to meddle in the affairs of mortals.