We probably should’ve seen this coming years and years ago, really. But it didn’t occur to me until yesterday, when news of the David Price signing broke.
That’s when one of my favorite Twitter follows offered this up:
I laughed. I retweeted. Then I thought “nah, no one will use that. Headlining a story about this signing with ‘The Price is Right’ is way too on the nose.”
But I guess on-the-nose works:
There are probably many more.
To be clear: I enjoy a good, obvious pun as much if not more than the next guy. And part of me does sort of wish that my post on the Price signing included this, mostly so people could groan at me.
Multiple reports circulated in the past week that the Red Sox would need to unload the money truck in order to sign David Price. Well, the truck just got unloaded: Pete Abraham of the Boston Globe reports that the Red Sox have signed David Price to a seven-year, $217 million contract.
This is, by far, the largest free agent contract the Red Sox have ever given a pitcher. It beats Max Scherzer‘s seven-year, $210 million deal signed last offseason as the largest ever free agent pitcher contract. Clayton Kershaw‘s contract extension with the Dodgers was for $215 million.
Price went 82-47 with a 3.18 ERA pitching in the AL East while with the Tampa Bay Rays. After being traded to the Tigers just before the 2014 trade deadline he went 13-8 with a 2.90 ERA in 32 starts. He returned to the AL East with the Blue Jays this year, going 9-1 with a 2.30 ERA in 11 starts. He also pitched in the playoffs for the Jays starting three times in four overall appearances.
The Red Sox were in dire need of pitching and they were said to be gunning for Price to fill that need. Target: acquired.
MLB and the MLBPA just released the annual public report from the Joint Drug Prevention and Treatment Program’s Independent Program Administrator. It’s the annual report, mandated by the JDA, which says how many positive drug tests there were, what the drugs were, etc.
The notable numbers, which cover the period starting when the 2014 World Series ended until the 2015 World Series ended:
- Total number of tests administered: 8,158. 6,536 of them were urine tests, 1,622 of them were blood tests for HGH;
- 10 tests resulted in positives which led to discipline: 7 for PEDs, 2 for stimulants, one for DHEA;
- The previous year there were 7,929 total tests with 12 which resulted in discipline;
- There were the same number of Therapeutic Use Exemptions granted this year as last: 113. All but two were for attention deficit disorder. One was for gynecomastia, which is the swelling of the breast tissue in men due to a hormone imbalance, one was for a stress fracture in someone’s elbow.
A use exemption line item which had appeared on the list for the previous several years — hypogonadism — was not there, so congratulations to the anonymous player who was either cured or who retired.
As we always note, the number of players who got exemptions for ADD drugs is a bit higher than the occurrence of ADD in the population at large and, once you eliminate kids from ADHD occurrences, it’s likely considerably higher. But that’s none of my business.