Major League Baseball just announced drug suspensions for four minor league players. Three of them are not unusual. Trever Adams of the Rangers got 50 games for amphetamines. Indians pitcher Jordan Dunatov and minor league free agent Dan Urbina each got 50-game suspensions for a second positive test for a drug of abuse.
Then there’s Toronto Blue Jays minor league pitcher Andrew Case. He got 50 games too. For failing to take a drug test.
I’m going to choose to assume that Case ‘roided up like there’s no tomorrow a day before the test and figured that (a) he’d never pass the test even though there’s probably a decent rate of guys who take them who nonetheless pass; and (b) he figured 50 games beat 80 for the positive PEDs.
I’m going to choose NOT to believe that he had simply used a drug of abuse and decided not to take the test, thinking that he’d somehow get ahead of things that way. Because that would just be depressing.
University of Michigan football coach Jim Harbaugh will be in Bradenton, Florida next week for some dumb football thing. No, I have no idea what it is, but it is a football thing so it’s, by definition, dumb. The details are unimportant.
What is important is that on one of the days he’ll be there — next Wednesday to be specific — the Tigers will be traveling from Lakeland over to McKechnie Field in Bradenton to take on the Pirates, which gives him a chance to demonstrate some Michigan sports synergy:
Harbaugh will coach first base for the Tigers for at least one inning in the game, sources Saturday confirmed to The Detroit News on Saturday. There also is the possibility he may don a Pirates jersey and coach an inning for Pittsburgh manager Clint Hurdle, a Big Rapids native and noted Michigan fan.
Harbaugh did this for the A’s last year. I don’t have any memory of that, but I assume it’l be intense. Hopefully he can even recreate the “There’s no crying in baseball” speech. Or, given how he acts on the sidelines, maybe he’ll just inspire Brad Ausmus or Clint Hurdle or someone to give it to him.
This is awful. The mother of Royals catcher Salvador Perez was a victim of a carjacking in Venezuela yesterday. She is unharmed and the car has been returned, but it was obviously a scary situation.
The families of ballplayers from Venezuela have been targeted before, even kidnapped. A player, Wilson Ramos, was himself once kidnapped. Given these incidents and the overall crime rate and increasing desperation among some in Venezuela, it’s not hard to imagine the Perez family’s fear and hurt arising out of this situation.
Perez was the first to report this, on his Instagram account. His message as written:
Hoy en el día mi madre en (Valencia ) fue despojada de su camioneta una 4runner por hombres fuertemente armados y fue amenazada con armamento apuntados a ella. Y bueno gracias a Dios nada malo paso y los ladrones se llevaron la camioneta q fue recuperada un poco más tarde por gente de la PTJ . Mi mama gracias a Dios esta perfecta y tranquila pero gente hasta cuando ya no respetan a nadie nosotros estamos aquí poniendo el nombre de Venezuela en alto y el hampa no respetan género , profesion nada me da dolor. Gente tenemos un país q cada día se hunde más en él hambre,hampa ,escasez y falta de seguridad. Sin caer en detalles no hablo de política ni de clases sociales hablo del corazón por q están desangrando mi país. Y lo amo. Desde aquí es fácil hablar dirán muchos pero cada día lucho por mi país también y por poner el nombre en alto. Voy a seguir amándote Venezuela hoy más q nadie , sigamos luchando por una mejor Venezuela Dios está con nosotros no perdamos la fe mi gente. Te AMO MAMÁ ya casi juntos 😇😇😇😇🇻🇪🇻🇪🇻🇪🇻🇪🇻🇪🇻🇪🇻🇪🇻🇪🇻🇪🇻🇪🇻🇪 y que DIOS los cuide a todos
The Kansas City Star translated it in full. This part stuck out:
Thank God my mom is perfectly fine and calm, but until what point do people stop respecting each other? We are here upholding Venezuela’s name, but criminals don’t respect gender, profession, nothing. It hurts me. People, we have a country that every day, falls deeper in hunger, crime, scarcity, and lack of security. Without getting into details, I’m not talking about politics nor social classes, I’m speaking from the heart: Why is my country bleeding?
It’s impossible to imagine being in that situation. Here’s hoping these sorts of stories don’t continue to repeat themselves.