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Martin Perez killed and ate the bull that broke his elbow


Back in December Rangers pitcher Martin Perez broke the elbow on his non-pitching arm when a bull charged him on his ranch in Venezuela. He’s better now — he recovered faster than expected and made his spring debut for the Rangers over the weekend.

Can’t say the same for the bull. From the Fort Worth Star-Telegram:

“I killed him and I ate him,” Perez said . . . “It was good meat. No more bull.”

Chase Utley is lucky he broke Ruben Tejada‘s leg and not Perez’s, that’s for sure.