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Adam Jones says his favorite place in Baltimore is the airport, so he can fly home

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Adam Jones took part in the Orioles “Social Media Night” yesterday, answering questions from fans. His answers didn’t play well with the home crowd. From the Baltimore Sun:

The star outfielder irked some fans in attendance with short responses during the question-and-answer session, and he earned especially negative attention for saying his favorite place in Baltimore was the airport so he could fly home.

Jones said afterward that he meant to say that he liked the airport because that’s where he picked up his family and friends who visited him which, um, OK, nice effort at a save, but I feel like no one is buying it. He did add, however, that his answers weren’t serious and/or that he was rushed and wasn’t concentrating because the event took place an hour before game time and his focus was elsewhere. He said he’d like to do the event again so he could “give better answers.”

Still, gotta wonder if Jones’ comment about enjoying leaving Baltimore is a Kinsley Gaffe. Also gotta wonder why this sort of stuff matters too much. If Jones were traded tomorrow, the people of Baltimore would drop him pretty darn quickly, so why is he expected to have any sort of enduring loyalty to the town? I know that’s how the fiction of sports loyalty works and no player is ever well-advised to act as if his team’s city is anything but the greatest on Earth, but it is kind of silly when you think about it.

Let’s play the “how long has it been since the Cubs won the World Series?” game!

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It started with a no-good St. Louis Cardinals fan being a troublemaker. That no-good Cardinals fan was Drew Silva, who began things innocently enough, noting that, despite their dominance this season, any team can theoretically beat the Chicago Cubs in a short series because that’s just how baseball goes:

Cubs fans started giving him guff for that, so Drew gave some back:

And with that it was on like Donkey Kong (a super old video game which was not invented for another 73 years after the Cubs last won the World Series). I tweeted this:

And with that, my followers went crazy. Here’s a sampling of some of the best ones:

And, for that matter . . .

Too soon. Unlike the last Cubs World Series title.

Like I said, this was just a sampling. I’ve retweeted a ton more on my timeline and those I didn’t retweet can be seen in the replies here. My favorite one may have been “literally the invention of sliced bread,” which debuted in 1912, but I can’t find that tweet.

Please, Cubs fans, have a sense of humor about this. You have a wonderful ballpark that is not named after a third tier mortgage company, a grand history that is fantastic even if it hasn’t featured any championships and a future that is as bright or brighter than any other team out there. Maybe even come up with some of your own in the comments! History is fun! As is self-deprecation! What I’m saying is don’t be salty about this sort of thing. Salty is a bad look.

In other news, the Morton Salt Company was incorporated in 1910, two years after the Cubs last World Series victory.

The Dodgers have rebuffed lowball offers for Yasiel Puig

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Jon Heyman reports that the Dodgers have “rebuffed offers” for Yasiel Puig.

Heyman says teams “appear to be bottom feeding for Puig,” making lowball trade proposals. The Dodgers may not have big future plans for Puig, but nor are they gonna sell low on him. And heck, maybe they have bigger plans for him now than they did a couple of weeks ago. He’s batting .396/.448/.698 with four home runs and 12 RBI in 14 games since his demotion to Triple-A Oklahoma. The guy who replaced him, Josh Reddick, is hitting .143/.211/.157 in 20 games since the Dodgers acquired him.

I doubt Puig steps foot in the Dodgers clubhouse before the end of the year, but it’s not like they can’t hold off and trade him in the offseason when teams can imagine him looking good in their uniform next spring.