He walks 47 miles of barbed wire,
Use a cobra-snake for a necktie,
He got a brand new house up on the roadside,
Made from rattlesnake hide,
He got a brand new chimney made on top,
Made out of a human skulls,
Come on now respect the game with him,
And tell him, who do you love?
Well, what else is there to do in Cincinnati before a night game?
Susan Slusser of the San Francisco Chronicle reports that the Oakland Athletics have agreed to a minor league contract with Brett Anderson.
Anderson, you’ll likely recall, began his major league career with the Athletics in 2009 and pitched for Oakland through 2013. He had some success in Oakland, being named the Opening Day starter one year, but injuries have mounted for the lefty over the years. The last season in which he was healthy all year was 2015 in which he made 31 starts for the Dodgers. Last year he posted a 6.34 ERA and a 38/21 K/BB ratio in 55.1 innings across 13 starts for the Cubs and Blue Jays.
Organizational depth at worst, a veteran arm to eat some innings if things go well and a potential midseason trade chip if he enjoys a resurgence of health and a little bit of luck.