The Cubs are selling a folding chair Masahiro Tanaka sat in. Bidding is at $260 right now.


YANKEES FAN 1: …Look! Ah! Oh! Oh!

YANKEES FAN 2: He has given us a sign!


YANKEES FAN 1: He has given us… His chair!

YANKEES FAN 2: The chair is the sign. Let us follow His example!

YANKEES FAN 1: Let us, like Him, hold up one chair and let another be stacked against the wall, for this is His sign, that all who follow Him shall do likewise.

YANKEES FAN 2: No, no, no. The chair is a sign that we must gather chairs together in abundance!

YANKEES FAN 3: …the chair?! No, follow the Gourd!

YANKEES FANS 1 and 2: Oh, get off!

Whatever the case, the Cubs gotta pay for those Wrigley Field renovations somehow:


Wade Miley exits spring start with groin strain

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Attempting to make a play on a bunt during Wednesday’s split-squad game against the Athletics, Brewers starter Wade Miley suffered a strained left groin, Tom Haudricourt of the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel reports. Miley will undergo an MRI to determine the severity of the injury. On the afternoon, he gave up two runs on three hits and three walks with three strikeouts in four innings.

Miley, 31, signed a minor league contract with the Brewers last month. He had been having a solid spring until last Friday, when he served up seven runs in three innings against the Reds. The lefty had been battling for a spot in the Brewers’ rotation but this injury may take him out of the running.

Last season with the Orioles, Miley made 32 starts spanning 157 1/3 innings, posting a 5.61 ERA with a 142/93 K/BB ratio.

With the Jake Arrieta, Lance Lynn, and Alex Cobb signings recently, many wondered why the Brewers didn’t make a move. They may regret not having done more.

In related news, reliever Boone Logan also left with an injury on Wednesday, per Haudricourt. The Brewers should have more on both players’ statuses later.