Albert Pujols homers twice to tie Eddie Murray for 25th all time with 504

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If Albert Pujols appeared to be slowing down in his old age, he must have only been doing it to set a trap for his opponents. Battling plantar fasciitis last season, Pujols finished 2013 with a career-low 17 home runs and a .767 OPS. Pujols smacked a pair of dingers on Sunday afternoon against the Rays, giving him 12 on the season already along with a respectable .257/.319/.497 slash line. The Angels emerged victorious by a 6-2 margin, keeping them within 3.5 games of the Athletics for first place in the AL West.

The pair of homers gives Pujols 504 for his career, putting him into a tie for 25th all time with Eddie Murray. Pujols, 34, could reasonably move into 18th all-time with at least 522 (he’d need 18 more) by the end of the season. He would leapfrog Gary Sheffield (509), Mel Ott (511), Ernie Banks and Eddie Mathews (512), and Willie McCovey, Ted Williams, and Frank Thomas (521).

You can watch both of Pujols’ home runs here and here.

We now have photographic proof that Tom Ricketts and Ted Cruz are different people

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A lot of people think they have a double walking around someplace on Earth. They may actually be right. We have an example of this in baseball and politics.

Cubs owner Tom Ricketts looks a lot like Texas senator Ted Cruz. Or, since Ricketts is older, I guess Cruz looks like Ricketts. Either way, they could play brothers if someone put on, like, the worst ever production of some play about brothers.

If you’re not familiar with one or both of those guys, take a gander at the photo that was taken of the two of them in Washington this morning as the Cubs made the rounds with their World Series trophy:

If they put those rings together, Tom can turn into any animal and Ted can turn into anything made out of water. True story.

 

Anthony Rizzo calls out Miguel Montero for calling out Jake Arreita

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The morning we posted about Miguel Montero calling out his pitcher, Jake Arrieta, for allowing the Nationals to steal seven bases last night. Our view, of course, was that (a) it wasn’t all Arrieta’s fault; and (b) even if it was, publicly calling out your teammates like that is probably not a great idea and certainly isn’t a good look.

When I saw Montero’s comments I assumed that they would not play well in the Cubs’ clubhouse. I was right about that. Anthony Rizzo appeared on ESPN 1000 in Chicago this morning and had this to say:

Referring to Willson Contreras, of course, who has allowed 31 stolen bases to opponents while behind the dish. Coincidentally, Montero has allowed 31 stolen bases when he has played as well. Contreras has played in 24 more games than Montero, by the way.

I predict that, by around 3pm when the clubhouses open, we’ll see a public apology by Montero.