Cuban first baseman Jose Abreu has just two hits in his first 13 Cactus League at-bats, but one was a double and the other was a home run, and he continues to draw rave reviews in White Sox camp for the patience he’s showing at the plate. Abreu has yet to strike out through five Cactus League games.
‘‘It’s a mouse-and-cat game,’’ Abreu told the Chicago Sun-Times through White Sox manager of cultural development Lino Diaz. ‘‘They will find a way to get me, and I will try to find a way to get them.’’
‘‘[Adjusting] is huge,’’ added teammate Adam Dunn, who boasts 440 career home runs and 1,104 career RBI in 1,870 major league games. ‘‘The league is going to learn him before he learns the league, so that will be the adjustment. It’s a lot easier for everyone to learn one guy than for one guy to learn everyone. He has to learn a ton. But that swing will play anywhere.’’
Abreu signed a six-year, $68 million free agent contract with Chicago in late-October after defecting from his native country and establishing residency in Haiti. He batted .382/.535/.735 with 13 home runs, 37 runs scored, 36 RBI, and 37 walks in 42 games his final year in Cuba’s Serie Nacional.
“When Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept for there were no more worlds to conquer.”
Or: “When Theo Epstein won World Series championships with the two most championship-starved franchises in baseball history, he got bored, and decided to run for the Senate or something.”
That latter bit is the premise of a Politico piece speculating that the Cubs president could go into politics one day. The story features an interview with former Obama chief strategist David Axlerod, who thinks Theo has what it takes. Mostly what he has is fame, popularity, good looks and money. No idea what his positions on issue are, but that other stuff goes a long way in politics these days.
Bonus: given what we just elected last fall, a guy who once had a little temper tantrum and dressed up in a gorilla suit is just as viable a candidate as anyone.
When you promote a player from the minors, the first and foremost consideration is whether or not he can help your ball club. But, assuming that’s taken care of, teams should really, really make it a priority to call up dudes with cool sounding names because it makes life more interesting for the rest of us.
The Pirates are doing that. The other night Dovydas Neverauskas made his big league debut. In addition to being the first Lithuanian born-and-raised player in major league history, it’s a solid, solid name. Now the Pirates are making another promotion: Gift Ngoepe.
Yep, Gift Ngoepe. He’s an infielder from South Africa, making the leap to the bigs due to David Freese‘s hamstring injury. Ngoepe, 27, was batting just .241/.308/.379 through 66 plate appearances this season with Triple-A Indianapolis, his ninth in the minors, so he’s not exactly a prospect. But man, that’s a killer name.
It’s also worth mentioning that Gift and Neverauskas were arrested together in a bar fight last August in Toledo, so there is already a good basis for some bonding here.
Good luck, Gift. Gift Ngoepe. Mr. Ngoepe. G-Ngo. Man, I could do this all day.