Wanna buy Roberto Alomar’s house?

25 Comments

Roberto Alomar now lives in Toronto and is a special assistant with the Blue Jays. Apparently that doesn’t entail going down to Dunedin for spring training, because he’s selling his little Tampa-area pied-a-terre

On the market in the elite Avila enclave of Tampa, FL, is an 18,700-square-foot mansion owned by the retired baseball legend . . . Built in 2001, the ballplayer’s massive estate sits on nearly three-and-a-half acres in the ultra-exclusive community. The home itself, a modern Mediterranean masterpiece, has eight bedrooms, 10 bathrooms, a theater room, a wine cellar and separate staff quarters.

I swear to God, even if you gave me a billion dollars I could never live in a place that huge. I have no idea what anyone does with 18,000+ square feet of space. Even if you had five kids, I don’t know how you use most of those rooms. But I suppose there are a lot of other things I don’t have in common with Roberto Alomar too, so whatever.

Jose Reyes is hitless in 20 plate appearances to start the season

Kevin C. Cox/Getty Images
8 Comments

Mets backup infielder Jose Reyes pinch-hit and popped up in the top of the eighth inning of Thursday night’s game in Atlanta against the Braves. That ran his streak up to 20 consecutive hitless plate appearances to start the 2018 season. He has reached base once, however, on a walk, so there’s that.

Reyes, 34, signed a one-year, $2 million contract with the Mets near the end of January. At the time, the Mets hadn’t yet signed Todd Frazier, so Reyes was in the mix to contribute as a utilityman but he has operated as a bat off the bench for the most part this season.

One wonders how much longer the Mets are going to let Reyes flounder. According to FanGraphs, he has already been worth a half-win less than a replacement-level player. Only eight other players have been as bad or worse this season.