Chipper Jones is a freakin’ superhero

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Not many retired ballplayers live life as fully as Chipper Jones does. When he’s not delving into the JFK assassination, when he’s not solving pressing national problems with alligators, when he’s not getting into dustups with former teammates, when he’s not doing battle with the haters and when he’s not setting the woods on fire, he’s out doing search and rescue operations.

As most of you have seen by now, Atlanta has been paralyzed by an unusually harsh winter storm. Some may laugh at what three inches of snow has done to the highways there, but the fact is Atlanta and other southern cities have zero in the way of snow-removal equipment and most people there have little or no experience driving in winter weather. Combine that with some questionable bureaucratic decisions such as not closing schools and not declaring some form of snow emergency which would keep unnecessary vehicles off the roads, and the nightmare they’re currently experiencing is understandable.

Enter Braves first baseman Freddie Freeman, who found himself stuck in that mess yesterday. He began tweeting about it:

Then enter Chipper Jones’ girlfriend:

Then Chipper Jones himself, basically being Batman:

Freeman got off the four-wheeler, brushed off the snow and then turned around to thank Chipper. But, of course, he was gone. Off to his next adventure. Or at least we hope.

Report: Brewers sign Yovani Gallardo to a major league deal

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Free agent right-hander Yovani Gallardo is headed back to the Brewers on a major league deal, The Athletic’s Ken Rosenthal reports. No other terms have been reported yet, as the agreement is still pending a physical.

Gallardo, 31, completed a one-year run with the Mariners before getting his $13 million option declined by the team last month. He provided little value during his time in Seattle, pitching to a 5-10 record in 22 starts and putting up a 5.72 ERA, 4.1 BB/9 and 6.5 SO/9 in 130 2/3 innings as both a starter and reliever.

Still, assuming the veteran righty is on the cusp of a comeback, he may as well try for it with his original club. Gallardo last appeared for the Brewers from 2007 to 2014, racking up a cumulative 20.8 fWAR and peaking during the 2010 season, when he earned his first All-Star nomination and Silver Slugger award. This will be his ninth career season with the club.

Even with Gallardo aboard, the Brewers are expected to continue deepening their pitching stores for 2018. With team ace Jimmy Nelson still recovering from shoulder surgery, the club will enter the season with a projected rotation of Gallardo, Zach Davies, Chase Anderson and Junior Guerra, the latter of whom pitched just 70 1/3 innings in 2017 following a right calf strain and shin contusion. Another big name pitcher could help cement Milwaukee’s rotation and keep them competitive for another year, though they don’t appear to have made any concrete moves in that direction so far.