The Lorde song “Royals” was inspired by . . . George Brett?!


Remember last month when I (regrettably) linked that fan version of the Lorde song “Royals,” only with lyrics talking about how awesome being a St. Louis Cardinals fan was?  Man, that was the worst thing ever.

But not only was it awful, it wasn’t even the most valid baseball connection to that song from the state of Missouri! From Lisa Gutierrez of the Kansas City Star, who did some archive diving to find out what really did inspire the biggest hit of the year:

When the teen singer-songwriter sat down with VH1 a few weeks back to explain the song that mocks the luxe lifestyle of famous musicians, she revealed her inspiration: A photo of a Kansas City Royals baseball player . . . In that interview, Lorde explained how she “had this image from the National Geographic of this dude just signing baseballs. He was a baseball player and his shirt said, ‘Royals.’

“It was just that word. It’s really cool.”

UPDATE! Reader @LBtross has found what appears to be the pic. It’s from National Geographic and, sadly, it’s not Billy Butler. It’s George Brett, surrounded by kids, signing autographs.

That’s OK, Country Breakfast. You will always be my queen bee:


Marlins sign Sean Burnett to minor league deal

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Free agent reliever Sean Burnett signed a minor-league pact with the Marlins on Saturday. Per’s Joe Frisaro, the left-hander is slated to begin the season in extended spring training and will work toward a role in the majors.

Burnett, 35, has not appeared in full-time role in MLB since 2012. He last pitched for a big league team in 2016, surfacing for 5 2/3 innings with the Nationals before returning to the minors. Despite signing a minor-league deal with the Phillies last spring, he failed to make the Opening Day roster and was released prior to the start of the season.

Complicating Burnett’s return is a slew of chronic elbow issues. The left-hander has dealt with everything from bone spurs to a torn UCL over the last six years, and will need to take things slowly in the minors before the Marlins consider adding him to the bullpen this season.