Monday night, as the Pirates clinched their first winning season since 1992 by beating the Rangers in Texas, a lifelong Pirates fan at the game decided to run onto the field.
Ryan Matthew Rock was arrested, spent the night in jail, and now faces the possibility of a $2,000 fine and/or more jail time. Michael Sanserino of the Pittsburgh Post Gazette tells the rest of Rock’s story:
Rock, who moved to Dallas a little more than three years ago and works as a bartender, said he got the idea to run on the field in the eighth inning. He jokingly posted a picture to his Facebook page from his first-base line seats, saying, “This is one inning before I get arrested for jumping on the field.”
His friend, one of 13 Rangers fans who tagged along, tried to call his bluff. “My friend saw that and was like, ‘You won’t do that,’ ” Rock said. “A challenge is a challenge.”
And now, after spending the night in jail instead of celebrating his favorite team finally having a winning season? “I was showing my age a little bit,” he said. “And my stupidity.”
The lesson to be learned here? Don’t go on Facebook.
Lots of teams have crazy concession items and lots of them will circulate photos of the more gonzo ones in the coming week leading up to the baseball season. The Braves, however, have been one of the more aggressive players in the gimmick concession item game in recent years, and they just sent around a release talking about some of the stuff they, and their concessionaire, Delaware North, will be serving at their new ballpark, Sun Trust Park, in 2017.
Among them:a blackened catfish po boy, which is a blackened 6-ounce filet of catfish cut up among three tacos, with a cajun remoulade. Some BBQ beef brisket sliders. A double burger. An ice cream bar. They’re also going to have a regionally-inspired thing called “The Taste of Braves Country,” showcasing southern cooking from Georgia, South Carolina, North Carolina, Tennessee, Mississippi and Alabama. Which they’re calling “Braves Country.” Accurate enough, I guess, even if some of us are old enough to remember when they aspired to be a national team. Alas.
The big item, though, is this one:
It’s called the “Tomahawk Chop” sandwich. It’s a fried pork chop with collard green slaw and white BBQ sauce. It serves four and costs $26. I’m guessing it tastes fantastic, but I think the name is pretty cringeworthy for the same reason the cheer which gives it its name is. And, given the dynamics of the Braves move to their new stadium, the choice of BBQ sauce is . . . amusing? I dunno.
Anyway, enjoy, Braves fans.
Ten days ago Nationals ace Max Scherzer said he’d be ready for the start of the regular season. “I’m gonna do it,” Scherzer said.
[Ron Howard from “Arrested Development” voice] — No, he’s not:
Nationals manager Dusty Baker said that Max Scherzer is not on track to be the team’s opening day starter, and will most likely open the season as the third pitcher in the rotation.
He’s still projected to make it to the opening rotation, taking the hill, most likely, on Thursday April 6 against the Marlins. At least if the schedule doesn’t slip any more.
Scherzer, as you probably know, has a stress fracture in the knuckle of his right ring finger, which has messed with his preparation and has caused him to alter his grip a bit. As of now Stephen Strasburg will get the Opening Day nod.