The 1990s Pirates theme song and video is the stuff of unspeakable horror

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I figure we’re about due for the 2013 Pirates to have some theme or theme song or motivational slogan or whatever else you get when a team springs into contention in inspirational fashion. But given that they’ve had over 20 years to prepare for this moment, I hope it’s good and not the unspeakable horror story that was their 1990 version, which Ted Berg of USA Today found and featured for us yesterday.

This is an extended “making of” video of that atrocity. The song and video in its entirety starts at the 4:45 mark:

Yankees acquire A.J. Cole from the Nats

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The New York Yankees have acquired reliever A.J. Cole from the Washington Nationals for cash considerations.

Cole was supposed to be the Nats’ fifth starter this year but that didn’t work out too well. He pitched in four games for the Nats, starting two, to the tune of a 13.06 ERA, having given up six home runs in 10.1 innings. That’s . . . something.

Don’t get too used to Cole on the New York roster, as this seems like one of those “give us an arm” for a couple of days deals, after which Cole will be DFA’d and will either accept an assignment to Scranton or be cut loose. Such is life at the fringes for a guy who is out of minor league options.