I surrender: unleash your “Derek Jeter-is-a-Winner” Porn. Let us revel in it.

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Derek Jeter came back yesterday, hit a home run and took major part in the Yankees win. The crowd goes wild and the media goes wilder. Such is the way of the Jeter World.

I am usually the first person to mock overly-effusive examples of “Jeter-is-a-magical-winning-unicorn!” prose, the likes of which always comes out when Jeter does great things. The stuff which puts people like me in the uncomfortable position of having to say that an inner-circle Hall of Famer is overrated. Something which you’d think one would never have to do, but which comes up a lot with Jeter. His career is the kind which we’d think is beyond superlatives, but they keep coming up with increasingly crazy superlatives for him and it gets out of hand, often.

But I’m letting it go. At least for now, maybe forever. Biogenesis and Alex Rodriguez stuff is beyond depressing. Just an utter slog. The Yankees’ season, while certainly not over yet, has been depressing too.  But now Jeter is back and he did baseball stuff that made people happy yesterday. And people should revel in that until Hell won’t have it, because that’s what it’s all about.

Though it’s my job to offer my view on PED stuff and my view on that is well-known by now, as a fan I’d rather put up with the most eye-rollingly crazy Jeter stuff than the most cogent and hard-headed PED arguments. One is fun. The other is not. Business is business and pleasure is pleasure and baseball is still and always will be more about pleasure than it is about business for me.

All Hail Derek Jeter. None of the excessive things said about him are anywhere close to as troublesome as the purely factual things about drugs and suspensions all that noise said about anyone else.

Another young fan was struck by a foul ball, this time at Guaranteed Rate Field

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ESPN reports via the Associated Press that a young boy was struck by a line drive foul ball but was not seriously injured during Sunday afternoon’s game against the Royals. The boy and a woman were escorted by a first aid crew to the concourse area and the boy was later eating ice cream in a luxury suite.

A woman was struck in the face by a foul ball also on the first base side at Guaranteed Rate Field on Friday, but she didn’t request medical assistance.

Last week, a young fan at Yankee Stadium was hit by a line drive foul ball, which motivated several teams to commit to extending protective netting at their ballparks. The Yankees, strangely, were not among them. Nor were the White Sox.

Diamondbacks clinch NL Wild Card

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Losses by the Cardinals to the Pirates and the Brewers to the Cubs on Sunday clinched an NL Wild Card berth for the Diamondbacks. Their walk-off, 3-2 win over the Marlins earned them hosting rights for the Wild Card game.

The D-Backs, now 90-66, trailed the Marlins 2-1 going into the bottom of the eighth. Daniel Descalso tied the game at two apiece with an RBI single off of Brad Ziegler. Second half hero J.D. Martinez secured the win with a walk-off RBI single in the bottom of the ninth against Javy Guerra.

The Rockies beat the Padres on Sunday to increase their lead over the Brewers (+2) and Cardinals (+2.5) for the second Wild Card slot. One of these three teams will visit Arizona for the Wild Card game.

The Diamondbacks are back in the playoffs for the first time since 2011, when they lost the Division Series in five games to the Brewers.