The best argument AGAINST stopping beanball wars

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Over at Sports on Earth Jed Lund takes a look at the pros and cons of cracking down on beanball wars like we saw between the Dbacks and Dodgers last week. Even though I’m in the “throwing at heads is bad and they really need to stop” camp, Lund makes some good points about how difficult it is to really police that sort of thing.

But his best argument is that we probably shouldn’t even try to stop them because the ensuing fights are hilarious:

The Diamondbacks-Dodgers “melee” might as well serve as the Ur-text for these explosions of … not much, really. It not only featured every unintentionally comic aspect of baseball fights, but it executed every one of them with transcendent hilarity. There were the punches that sort of went at, like, I dunno, air? — like two guys ineptly trying to high-five each other with closed fists. There were men yelling and trying very hard not to break free from their teammates who were “holding them back” in that put-upon, here-we-go-again bit of restraint theater.

He has a point. And I think he perfectly captures the dialogue the players seem to be having as they prepare to not-fight. Check it out.

Cubs place Ben Zobrist on 10-day disabled list with back soreness

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Cubs infielder/outfielder Ben Zobrist has been placed on the 10-day disabled list with back soreness. The move is retroactive to April 14. While it doesn’t appear to be the precursor to any serious injury, Zobrist has already missed six straight days of activity after feeling his back tighten up last weekend. Should he see the minimum time on the DL, as expected, he’ll be eligible to return by the start of the Cubs’ series against the Indians on Tuesday.

Prior to his injury, the 36-year-old outfielder raked an impressive .326/.408/.465 with three extra-base hits in 49 plate appearances. He last appeared for the Cubs during their homestand last weekend and helped propel the team to a 14-10 win over the Braves with three hits, two walks and two RBI. Provided that he can remain healthy going forward, it’s a promising start for the veteran outfielder, who has yet to return to the All-Star-worthy numbers he posted with the club in 2016.

With Zobrist sidelined for the time being, Ian Happ and Albert Almora Jr. have shared the leadoff spot and center field duties over the last week. Happ went 0-for-8 with six strikeouts in two games before passing the baton to Almora, who collected five hits and two RBI in 11 at-bats.