Guido, the Miller Park Italian sausage, has been found

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It’s over, ladies and gentlemen. Miller Park’s missing racing sausage has been returned safely. Steve Chamraz, an anchor and investigative reporter for WTMJ-TV in Milwaukee, explains how it went down:

Classic move, bros. And now the visual evidence, brought to you of course by Miller Lite:

Report: Blue Jays sign Curtis Granderson to one-year, $5 million deal

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Ken Rosenthal of The Athletic reported on Monday night that the Blue Jays have signed outfielder Curtis Granderson to a one-year, $5 million deal. The contract is pending a physical and includes performance incentives.

Granderson, who turns 37 years old in March, spent last season with the Mets and Dodgers, batting an aggregate .212/.323/.452 with 26 home runs and 64 RBI in 527 plate appearances. He struggled offensively after going to the Dodgers, mustering a paltry .654 OPS. He went 1-for-15 in the playoffs as well.

The Blue Jays will likely platoon Granderson in the corner outfield. His career OPS is 158 points higher versus right-handed pitchers than against left-handers.