Max Scherzer should clean is own dang house

LOS ANGELES, CA - OCTOBER 11:  Max Scherzer #31 of the Washington Nationals looks on against the Los Angeles Dodgers in the second inning during game four of the National League Division Series at Dodger Stadium on October 11, 2016 in Los Angeles, California.  (Photo by Harry How/Getty Images)
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I work from home, so I end up doing a lot more stuff around my house than the other three people who live here. I do all the laundry. I do most of the cooking. I’ve increasingly delegated chores to the kids, but they don’t do a great job of it and I end up going after them and doing it again. That’s probably a bad long term plan, really, for them and for me, but it’s just how it goes.

However that all cuts, the fact remains: if you leave your crap laying around, it’s going to get washed or tossed, depending on what it is. Don’t get all mad telling me that you were going to wear that shirt that’s currently in the washing machine. If it was clean, it shouldn’t have been wadded up on your floor. If other stuff gets put away or disposed of, well, tough. Your things have places, so put your things in their places.

I mention all of this simply to head off sympathy for Nationals starter Max Scherzer, who almost lost a precious keepsake:

You don’t want your second no-hitter shirt thrown out? Get it put up in a frame or whatever it is you want to do with it. You leave it wadded up someplace, don’t expect it to stay there forever.

Not you go sleep on the couch. Mrs. Scherzer doesn’t work hard all day to take guff from you.

Not a shocker: James Shields won’t exercise his opt-out clause

DETROIT, MI - AUGUST 29: James Shields #25 of the Chicago White Sox reacts after striking our J.D. Martinez #28 of the Detroit Tigers with the bases loaded in the fifth inning of the game on August 29, 2016 at Comerica Park in Detroit, Michigan. (Photo by Leon Halip/Getty Images)
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SB Nation’s Chris Cotillo reports that James Shields will not exercise the opt-out clause in his contract.

Maybe the least shocking thing ever. Shields is owed $21 million each of the next two seasons with a $16 million club option for 2019 with a $2 million buyout. Even with the pitching free agent market being thinner than it ever has been, Shields would not do that well selling his wares to the highest bidder. Especially not after a 6-19 season with a 5.85 ERA.

Shields is the White Sox’ problem, likely for the next two years.