Quote of the Day: Melky Cabrera: Criminal Mastermind edition

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From the Associated Press story about Melky Cabrera’s clearly well thought-out plan to create a phony website cum PED alibi:

It’s the first such case MLB has had and officials hope that uncovering the scheme will discourage similar attempts.

Something tells me that Melky is not the vanguard of a legion of ballplayers who would attempt such a thing. Indeed, this seems like a pretty singularly stupid caper. Melky is a lone gunman here.

Well, not totally alone. The AP story talks about a Juan Nunez who actually created the website:

The person said Juan Nunez, who works with Cabrera’s agents, purchased an existing website and attempted to alter it in a manner that would allow Cabrera to claim the positive test was caused by a substance obtained through the website. The News reported Nunez paid $10,000 for the website.

I was going to scoff at the price, but then I realized that the positive test likely cost Cabrera about $40 million bucks in a free agency deal this winter, so the risk, even if totally stupid to take and even more stupidly addressed, is understandable.

But it is notable that Nunez works for Melky’s agents, Sam and Seth Levinson of ACES. They have said that they had nothing to do with it. Major League Baseball is apparently going to look into that.  Fun times.

Giants sign Austin Jackson to two-year, $6 million contract

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The Giants announced on Monday night the signing of outfielder Austin Jackson. According to Jon Heyman of FanRag Sports, it’s a two-year, $6 million deal with performance incentives that allow Jackson to earn up to an additional $2.5 million for a total of $8.5 million.

Jackson, who soon turns 31 years old, spent last season with the Indians. In 318 plate appearances, he hit .318/.387/.482 with seven home runs, 35 RBI, and 46 runs scored.

The Giants have been on the hunt for a center fielder and Jackson addresses that need relatively cheaply. Jackson will join Hunter Pence and newcomer Andrew McCutchen in the outfield.