Quote of the Day: Melky Cabrera: Criminal Mastermind edition

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From the Associated Press story about Melky Cabrera’s clearly well thought-out plan to create a phony website cum PED alibi:

It’s the first such case MLB has had and officials hope that uncovering the scheme will discourage similar attempts.

Something tells me that Melky is not the vanguard of a legion of ballplayers who would attempt such a thing. Indeed, this seems like a pretty singularly stupid caper. Melky is a lone gunman here.

Well, not totally alone. The AP story talks about a Juan Nunez who actually created the website:

The person said Juan Nunez, who works with Cabrera’s agents, purchased an existing website and attempted to alter it in a manner that would allow Cabrera to claim the positive test was caused by a substance obtained through the website. The News reported Nunez paid $10,000 for the website.

I was going to scoff at the price, but then I realized that the positive test likely cost Cabrera about $40 million bucks in a free agency deal this winter, so the risk, even if totally stupid to take and even more stupidly addressed, is understandable.

But it is notable that Nunez works for Melky’s agents, Sam and Seth Levinson of ACES. They have said that they had nothing to do with it. Major League Baseball is apparently going to look into that.  Fun times.

Hunter Pence appeared as guest on Bill Nye’s new show

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Bill Nye — yeah, “the science guy” — has a new show on Netflix called Bill Nye Saves the World. His show ties science to other areas such as politics, pop culture, and sports. Giants outfielder Hunter Pence was invited to appear as a guest.

Nye talked a bit about Pence and marveled at the dedication players must have to stay competitive in the sport. Nye called Pence “a cool guy” and “charming,” which is not surprising.

Shelby Miller left Sunday’s start with forearm tightness

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Diamondbacks pitcher Shelby Miller left Sunday’s start against the Dodgers after four-plus innings due to tightness in his right forearm, the team announced. He’ll be reevaluated tomorrow. Needless to say, though, a forearm injury is very concerning. In his four innings, Miller gave up three runs on four hits and five walks with three strikeouts, raising his ERA to 4.09.

Miller, 26, has had a nightmare of a time since joining the Diamondbacks in December 2015. Last year, he made 20 starts and posted a 6.15 ERA. He suffered a finger injury suffered from scraping his hand on the pitcher’s mound with his follow-through, and he was also demoted to Triple-A during the summer as well.