The Padres sent a job fair invite to the wrong woman

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Getting a job in baseball is hard. Really hard. There is a line of super smart, highly-credentialed young men and women who would kill to work in sports. The teams and leagues know this, so the competition is fierce an the pay is low for entry level positions. Oh, and the hours are totally bonkers.

It’s one thing to be selective with your potential hires — hey, you gotta be if you want to run a top flight organization — but it’s another thing altogether to taunt them. As Deadspin reports, the San Diego Padres learned that recently when they sent an email to a woman, inviting her to pay $500 to come to a job fair after they had already rejected her application many times over.

She didn’t much like that, and after (a) telling the Padres to commit a sexual act upon her that is impossible for specific anatomical reasons; and (b) outlining her experience and qualifications once again, she wrote:

And given all that, I chose to apply with the Padres, at least 30 times since moving to San Diego. Persevering through countless anonymous email rejections, I continued to submit my resume despite never even being granted the courtesy of a face-to-face interview. All for the joy of making $30K a year. Maybe you’re right. Maybe I’m not the best fit for your company. But here’s a nice fit, my foot in your ass.

All the best,

Taylor

Guessing that won’t get her a job with the Padres. But as Deadspin notes, some other sports teams around the country are taking a shine to this young woman’s moxie.

Not the way I’d go about things, but it probably beats plunking down $500 for a job fair.

Report: Brewers sign Yovani Gallardo to a major league deal

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Free agent right-hander Yovani Gallardo is headed back to the Brewers on a major league deal, The Athletic’s Ken Rosenthal reports. No other terms have been reported yet, as the agreement is still pending a physical.

Gallardo, 31, completed a one-year run with the Mariners before getting his $13 million option declined by the team last month. He provided little value during his time in Seattle, pitching to a 5-10 record in 22 starts and putting up a 5.72 ERA, 4.1 BB/9 and 6.5 SO/9 in 130 2/3 innings as both a starter and reliever.

Still, assuming the veteran righty is on the cusp of a comeback, he may as well try for it with his original club. Gallardo last appeared for the Brewers from 2007 to 2014, racking up a cumulative 20.8 fWAR and peaking during the 2010 season, when he earned his first All-Star nomination and Silver Slugger award. This will be his ninth career season with the club.

Even with Gallardo aboard, the Brewers are expected to continue deepening their pitching stores for 2018. With team ace Jimmy Nelson still recovering from shoulder surgery, the club will enter the season with a projected rotation of Gallardo, Zach Davies, Chase Anderson and Junior Guerra, the latter of whom pitched just 70 1/3 innings in 2017 following a right calf strain and shin contusion. Another big name pitcher could help cement Milwaukee’s rotation and keep them competitive for another year, though they don’t appear to have made any concrete moves in that direction so far.