While Charlie Sheen played a Cleveland Indian in one of his most notable roles, the truth is that he’s a lifelong fan of the club’s instate rivals, the Cincinnati Reds. On Sunday, he announced that he had pledged $50,000 to the team’s Community Fund.
Sheen is matching the amount broadcaster Marty Brennaman raised for charity in return for having his head shaved on the field Friday.
Sheen and father Martin Sheen were at that game Friday against the Pirates:
“The City of Cincinnati has opened its arms to me so graciously and I’m compelled to give something back,” Sheen said in a statement released by the Reds. “If this contribution points one kid in the right direction, then we’ve done our job.”
OK, yeah, that sets up a lot of easy jokes, but hey, it’s a tidy sum that should allow the fund to do some good.
(You can still make those jokes below, though. No, really, feel free.)
It was an unfortunate night on the base paths for future Hall of Famer Adrian Beltre in the A’s-Rangers game. First because of, you guessed it, The Man, and second because of the Fates and maybe Father Time.
As far as The Man goes, someplace in the rule book it says that, after a foul ball, the ball is dead until pitcher has the new ball and is ready to pitch. Beltre was counting on people either not knowing that rule or acknowledging that it’s a lame rule which kills the chances for fun. He was standing on first base when Jurickson Profar fouled one off. After the ump handed Jonathan Lucroy a new ball, Lucroy tossed it back wildly to the pitcher and . . . Beltre just took the hell off, ending up on third.
It’s the third highlight in this three-part highlight reel:
Here it is in GIF form:
I think he should’ve been award third base on chutzpah alone, but no one asks me about such things.
Less fun was when Beltre singled in the bottom of the eighth. It would’ve been a double — he hit a line drive to right-center that one-hopped the wall — but he just barely got to first, having strained his left hamstring running down the line, forcing him out of the game.
Beltre will be evaluated today, but this will almost certainly mean a trip to the DL for the 39-year-old. He’s the third Opening Day infielder the Rangers have lost to injury so far on the young season.