Dissent of the Day: Yickitties and Mammos

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This morning I poked fun at Chipper Jones for tweeting nonsensically.  Then I got TOLD:

 

He’s right, you know. I realize that now. I had forgotten all of those times Roger Angell referred to Yickitties in his books. And who can watch a Vin Scully broadcast without hearing him hold forth on Mammos. It’s baseball writer malpractice on my part to forget that, really.

Apologies. My thoughts and prayers go out to all of those who have been hurt by my #dumbass failure to #LearnTheDamnGame

The Mariners have made an offer to bring back Hisashi Iwakuma

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Hisashi Iwakuma tells the Japan Times that the Mariners have made him an offer to return.

Iwakuma became a free agent earlier this month after the Mariners, not surprisingly, declined his $10 million option for 2018. Iwakuma says that it’s “not a done deal,” but “hopefully I will be able to make a positive announcement soon.”

Iwakuma, who turns 37 early next season, made only six starts in 2017, posting a 4.35 ERA, 3.5 BB/9 and 4.6 SO/9 over 31 innings. He went on the disabled list in May and never returned to action, undergoing arthroscopic debridement surgery in September. He hopes to be recovered fully by spring training.