The fan who rushed the field after Santana’s no-hitter missed his son’s first birthday party


D.J. wrote on Saturday morning about the jersey-wearing Mets fan who rushed the field after Johan Santana’s no-hitter and joined in the on-field celebration until security figured out that it was not, in fact, the ghost of Cary Carter, wearing jorts, coming back to revel in the historic accomplishment.

As that went to press, we did not know who the trespasser was. Now we do: Rafael Diaz, age 32.  And he’s probably in big trouble with the mother of his son:

Diaz paid a stiff penalty, both at home and Citi Field.

He missed his 1-year-old son’s birthday party Saturday, and the Mets have banned him for life from their home park.

“That’s the bad part,” Diaz said of missing his son’s bash.

Balloons from the party were still all around his home yesterday.

I believe the children are our future. Teach them well and let them lead the way. Because so many of their parents are impulsive jorts-wearing doorknobs without any sense of priorities.

The Milwaukee Brewers perform “The Sandlot”

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A lot of teams do funny promo videos during spring training. The Seattle Mariners have led the league in this category for years now, with their marketing and p.r. folks producing and a lot of game and sometimes hammy players starring in some excellent clips. They’re doing them again this year, if you’re curious.

The Milwaukee Brewers have hopped on the humor train in 2018, and their latest entry in this category of commercials is excellent. It’s their riff on “The Sandlot.”

The biggest difference: Smalls really could kill you in this one. Brett Phillips is a lot more jacked than the kid who played Scotty in the original was.

The Beast, however, is just as terrifying now as he was in 1993.