The Roger Clemens trial is dragging


Day three and they’re still trying to seat a jury:

Jury selection in the Roger Clemens perjury case is dragging on at the pace of a midsummer baseball snoozer. Except in this case, endless at-bats are replaced with hourlong rounds of questions of potential jurors, with no end in sight. The mind-numbing task of choosing a jury for Clemens’ retrial has gone on for two days and might not be done by the end of the week.

Wow, the dude who wrote the “baseball is boring and slow” post is now covering the Clemens trial. Great range on that guy!

Seriously, though: it’s a trial about whether something a guy said in less than an hour’s worth of testimony was true — and which really only two other people have first hand knowledge about — yet jurors are being told it will take six weeks to try it. If I were in that jury pool I’d claw out my own eyes before risking being empaneled, so it’s totally understandable that this thing is dragging.

Chris Sale will start on Opening Day for Red Sox

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No surprise here: Chris Sale will start on Opening Day for the Red Sox, Pete Abraham of The Boston Globe reports. The Red Sox open the season on March 29 in Tampa Bay against the Rays. Sale will oppose Chris Archer.

Sale, 28, is the fifth different Opening Day starter the Red Sox have had in as many years, preceded by Rick Porcello, David Price, Clay Buchholz, and Jon Lester. Sale started on Opening Day for the White Sox in 2013, ’14, and ’16.

Sale finished second in AL Cy Young Award balloting last year and finished ninth for AL MVP. He went 17-8 with a 2.90 ERA and a 308/43 K/BB ratio in 214 1/3 innings. Sale and Clayton Kershaw (2015) are the only pitchers to strike out 300 or more batters in a season dating back to 2003.