Manny found God

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Manny Ramirez arrived at A’s camp in Phoenix today.  After hitting several home runs in batting practice, he addressed the media.  Among the things he had to say:

On the one hand:  this is really cool. Though I’m not personally religious, I have seen how people can turn to God as a means of straightening their life out.  Whether there really is some sort of divine intervention at work or, rather, it’s just about finding something — anything — with which and on which to focus their lives, I have no idea. But it can work.  And given the sort of trouble Manny was having in his life in his career and with his family, good for him for finding something to turn things around.

On the other hand: poor God.  I know He is all loving and all powerful, but it’s probably been some time since He’s had someone who can try His patience like Manny can.  Manny is probably like that kid in Catholic school who asks if God can create a rock so large that even He Himself can’t move it, only x1000 and weirder.

“Are you there God? It’s me, Manny.”

“Um, sure, Manny. One moment. I just have to see a guy about a thing.”

[God runs away]

Here’s what Manny had to say to the media today, courtesy of CSNBayArea.com.

Dodgers tab Walker Buehler to start on Monday

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The Dodgers announced that pitching prospect Walker Buehler will be called up to start on Monday against the Marlins. Rich Hill went on the 10-day disabled list with a cracked fingernail, so Buehler will serve as a fill-in while the lefty is out, likely for just one start.

Buehler, a 23-year-old right-hander, made his major league debut last September, making eight relief appearances. He struggled, yielding eight runs on 11 hits and eight walks with 12 strikeouts in 9 1/3 innings. He was off to a good start to his 2018 season at Triple-A Oklahoma City, owning a 2.08 ERA with 16 strikeouts and four walks in 13 innings.

Monday will be Buehler’s first major league start. He is the Dodgers’ No. 1 prospect and No. 12 overall in baseball according to MLB Pipeline.