A’s catcher Kurt Suzuki is eating 4,000 calories per day in the most boring way possible


In an effort to put on 15 pounds this offseason A’s catcher Kurt Suzuki is eating 4,000 calories per day, telling Jane Lee of MLB.com that his “gluttonous” diet plan includes non-stop eating and working out.

Of course, those 4,000 calories are coming in the form of turkey burgers, fruit, energy bars, protein shakes, salads, steak, vegetables, and various other things that fall on the healthy side.

In fact, Lee writes that even Suzuki’s “evening snack before bed” consists of “cheese or slices of deli meat and a handful of nuts and fruit.” Booooring.

Suzuki’s ultimate goal is to get physically stronger and also better prepare himself for the grind of catching every day without shedding weight during the season. He reported to spring training at 193 pounds, but was 185 pounds by the end of the season.

If nothing else, his adding 15 pounds would help offset all the “best shape of my life” guys slimming down.

The Milwaukee Brewers perform “The Sandlot”

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A lot of teams do funny promo videos during spring training. The Seattle Mariners have led the league in this category for years now, with their marketing and p.r. folks producing and a lot of game and sometimes hammy players starring in some excellent clips. They’re doing them again this year, if you’re curious.

The Milwaukee Brewers have hopped on the humor train in 2018, and their latest entry in this category of commercials is excellent. It’s their riff on “The Sandlot.”

The biggest difference: Smalls really could kill you in this one. Brett Phillips is a lot more jacked than the kid who played Scotty in the original was.

The Beast, however, is just as terrifying now as he was in 1993.