More health and safety stuff from the new collective bargaining agreement. First, let’s call this new part the “2011 DUI-fest Memorial Contract Provision”:
The parties agreed on a program of mandatory evaluation by a trained professional for Players who are suspected of an alcohol use problem (including Players who are arrested for DWI or other crimes involving alcohol), and for players who are arrested for crimes involving the use of force or violence.
No fines or suspensions or anything yet, but as we talked about when all of those dudes were getting arrested on suspicion of DUI this past year, it’s not as easy to do that as you might think. Ask Derek Lowe, who was arrested, tarred, feathered and … then had all charges dropped against him.
Next up: maple bats:
The parties agreed that no new players will be permitted to use a low density maple bat during the term of the agreement.
So, if you use one now, you’re cool. You’ve been grandfathered into things and you can impale someone completely within your rights as a union member. New people, nope. Finally, head safety:
By 2013, all Major League players will wear a new batting helmet developed by Rawlings that protects against pitches thrown at 100 miles per hour. The new version of the helmet is significantly less “bulky” than prior versions of the more protective helmet.
We remember David Wright and Francisco Cervelli wearing these things. Glad to hear they’re less bulky, but really, if pink-painted pumpkin rinds were proved to protect against concussions, everyone should be on board with it.