Stop me if you’ve heard this one: team owner to get divorce, finds himself in sea of financial troubles

22 Comments

A team owner with nine houses and three-dozen other properties scattered around the world? Crazy spending on cars and baubles? An acrimonious divorce that could impact the course of the franchise? Nah, not Los Angeles.  Seattle.

Geoff Baker has the story of Mariners’ minority owner Chris Larson. A man who, it has long been thought, would one day take over the team from absentee owner Hiroshi Yamauchi. A man who, despite being worth millions, has racked up debts of nearly a quarter of a billion dollars. Because, despite owning some 19 million shares of Microsoft stock from his days as an early-employee, Larson borrowed against them to invest in real estate and live what appears to be a crazy-extravagant lifestyle.

I don’t think I’ll ever understand rich people. Not at all.  The way it should work is that you get rich. You get a nice place to live. One nice place. Maybe one for your parents if they’re still around.  Buy a decent car. Take some trips. Eat at some nice restaurants and go to ballgames.  You should be able to manage all of that on the rounding error of a fortune amassed by 19 million shares of Microsoft stock.

Why does it always have to be so complicated?

Brian Dozier’s 24-game hitting streak ends

Justin K. Aller/Getty Images
Leave a comment

Twins second baseman Brian Dozier entered Tuesday night’s action having hit safely in all 17 games this season and in 24 games consecutively dating back to last season. Sadly for him and for the Twins, that streak ended with an 0-for-4 performance against the Yankees.

Dozier grounded out in the first inning, flied out in the third, grounded out in the sixth, and grounded out again in the eighth.

Despite his streak ending, Dozier still has good numbers on the year. He’s hitting .291/.356/.494 with four home runs, 10 RBI, and 15 runs scored in 87 plate appearances.