The Question

You asked me questions on Twitter. So I shall answer them


It’s that time again. Your almost 100% non-baseball questions.  But that’s OK. We need to do this to get all of the Star Wars talk out of our system lest we drive our wives and girlfriends crazy.  Assuming anyone who is obsessed with Star Wars has a wife or a girlfriend.  I should probably think on that.

And a programming note: the HBT Daily version of this will run tomorrow instead of today. We felt like talking about the Red Sox/Rays today instead. At some point we do have to pretend that this is a baseball blog after all.

OK, I came here to chew bubblegum and answer reader questions. And I’m all out of bubblegum.  Ready … Go!

Q:  Who ate all your bubblegum?

This guy.

Q: What is the meaning of life?

Personally speaking I don’t think life has a meaning. Vonnegut, as he so often did, got this one right when he said “we are here on Earth to fart around, and don’t let anybody tell you different.”

Q: Star Wars Blu-Ray with all sorts of added material … yea or nay?

Nay. I was going to wait to get that, but my kids really wanted to start watching the Star Wars movies last spring so I broke down and bought them individually. I got the versions that have both the updates that Lucas felt like inserting in the 90s and 2000s, but which also have the original theatrical editions too.  After hearing that Lucas is even doing more to mess with these things — he likes to fart around too — I decided that I can do without whatever benefits Blu-Ray provides in order to avoid this nonsense.  Really, Vadar screams “Nooooo!” as the Emperor is zapping Luke in “Jedi?”  If you felt so strongly about it, Darth, why did you wait so damn long before picking him up and tossing his ass down that shaft?

Q: What sports do you enjoy besides baseball? What are your thoughts on biathlon?

I watch college football, but I don’t obsess on it. That’s really it. I pretend to care about the NBA for the first two weeks of every season and then I remember why I stopped actually caring back in the mid-90s.  As for biathlon, I love any chance to mix guns with winter sports.  If you can add liquor to it, we’d have the most perfect pastime.  And for the record: I was the freakin’ biathlon MASTER on EPYX’s Winter Games for the C64.  Down-up-fire!

Q:  If you were good enough to be in the majors, what position would you play?

I’d probably be a starter. I kind of like the idea of sitting around and being a wise-ass four out of every five games and then, on the fifth day, being the center of attention.

Q: You think the Tigers rotation beyond Verlander can do anything in the playoffs?

Have you seen Doug Fister lately?  And Max Scherzer, for all of his ups and downs, is always capable of some random 14-strikeout game or something. So yes, I think there could be some goodness happening for Detroit.

Q: In a matchup of Morris Day & Jerome vs. “The Kid”, Wendy, & Lisa, what kind of contest would be ideal to determine winner?

Scowl-off?  Ruffled collar competition? A battle of ridiculousness?  I loved that movie when it came out. But brother, it leads the list of things from the 80s that don’t hold up.  Well, the music does, but “Alf” has more relevance for modern society than “Purple Rain” does.

Q: Will the Phillies offense be a reason why they won’t go all way?

I think the offense can rise to the occasion.  There’s too much talent there.  No, if the Phillies fail to win the World Series I think that the real reason will be because of gods-offending hubris on the part of their fans.  Really, Phillies fans, the pressure is all on you.  If they fail to win it, it’s totally your fault.  And if you doubt this, I honestly saw a Philly fan tweet the other day that the just-released 2012 schedule is perfect because it gives Philly a day off between a series in Atlanta and series in Washington. “Perfect day for the Presidential visit,” the guy wrote.  Really, it’s gonna be that which upsets the balance of the cosmos and gives us the 2011 champion Diamondbacks.

Q: Your thoughts/feelings on fantasy sports?

I’ve dabbled but I have no use for them. At all.  Enjoy it if you like it — I don’t think there’s anything really wrong with fantasy — but nothing I enjoy about baseball is achieved via playing fantasy baseball. Mostly because it makes me care about stuff I would never care about otherwise.

Q: Michael Lewis vs. Keith Law. Who do you put your money on in a fight?

I’d bet on Lewis, but only to make Tabatha Soren happy. Then I’d hope Law thrashed Lewis, causing Tabatha to come running to my arms for comfort.  No, I don’t have a life. Or a dog in their little fight.

Q: Keith Law is not the intended audience for “Moneyball” any more than you are for Ally McBeal or other legal shows. Is perspective in order?

I’m not sure why people got so upset about Law’s review of Moneyball — most notably Michael Lewis himself — but I think Law was reviewing it as an entertainment and found it lacking. Nothing more. The fact that he has a great deal of insight to the subject matter is useful for him, and it was useful for us to hear where he feels the filmmakers got it wrong, but I don’t think he disliked the movie because of that. The broader point is an interesting one: should an expert grade a movie that deals with his or her area of expertise harder because the details are off?

I’ll admit it makes things difficult.  There are many legal-themed movies that are almost unwatchable for me because they get the courtroom stuff wrong, let the lawyers speechify, etc. “Primal Fear” was the worst I’ve ever seen in this regard. The best may surprise you: “My Cousin Vinny.” Not perfect, but it’s way closer to legally accurate than a lot of movies you’ll see. The senior litigation partner at my old firm actually had a 30-minute edit of it made for use in seminars to young lawyers and stuff.

Q: Are you John Clayton’s long-lost twin? Do you change places sometimes like Sarah Michelle Gellar does in her new show?

Well, he has nearly 20 years on me and I’m far, far more handsome, but I get it. And I can’t run away from that comparison. When the idea of NBC putting me on TV first came up I asked them if they were really prepared to put a pasty bald guy on camera and the answer given by several different people on various occasions was “ESPN puts John Clayton on TV and that works.”  It’s like he’s the gold standard for anti-telegenic sportscasters. Well, I can beat him at that game! I just know I can!

Q: Rumor has it the europeans are going to take all the MLB jobs. What are you going to do to defend the border from the invaders?

Show them the kind of beer that is sold in most ballparks in the U.S. They’ll go fleeing back to Belgium or wherever in no time.

Q: Canadian or blended? I’m a bourbon man myself but when the budget gets tight I have to decide between 7 or the Velvet Reserve.

I really, really dislike Canadian whiskey. If I can’t afford a good bourbon or a scotch, I’d prefer a cheap bourbon or scotch before I’d go Canadian.

Q: Would you rather they never make an Aquaman movie or have them make one and it be a Punisher/ Daredevil-esque calamity?

I want Chris Nolan to get attached to an Aquman movie. I want him to sign on the best actor in the business and for him to have a free hand from the studio to do whatever he wants in order to satisfy his creative vision. I want the world to be behind his Aquaman project so thoroughly that it’s assured to be a blockbuster the moment it is released. And then I want Nolan to halt production on the second day of filming and release a statement in which he admits that turning Aquaman into something interesting and compelling is beyond even his creative capabilities and perhaps beyond the capabilities of Mankind itself.

Q: If a car travels the speed of light, and you turn the headlights on, what happens?

25-year-old Stephen Wright jokes come out of the radio.

Q: Going to Jamaica on Saturday. That’s all. Just saying, you know, hooray me.


Q: I’m adopting a second cat this weekend. Why would I do this?

Because you can’t have high stakes cat races with only one cat.  For those unfamiliar, you place both cats in the tub, close the shower door and when they’re good and agitated you yell “and they’re off!” and fling the door open.  Or so I’m told.

Q: The original Daisy Duke or the more recent Daisy Duke?

I met Catherine Bach at an auto show in Saginaw, Michigan in 1980. Sat on her lap and had my picture taken. As such, I am not really able to provide an objective answer to this question.

Q: When Sorkin directs Hardballtalk: The Movie who do you want to play you? Gleeman? Who plays your archnemisis Aquaman?

Gregory Peck, though he may not be available. Really, anyone but Piven.  Piven can play Aquaman, though. Seems appropriate. I’ll let Gleeman pick his own guy.

Q: Nancy preference, Reagan or Pelosi? And can and/or should you call your son this when he whines? Is it wrong?

False choice. This is the only Nancy for me.  As for your son, I always prefer “Alice.”  This Alice.

Q: Who is the ugliest player in MLB right now? Cory Hart or Jorge Cantu?

I’ll throw this one out for voting. Adam LaRoche has to be in the conversation. He has to be considered.

Q: If the season would still end by late October, would you favor best-of-9 for the LCS and World Series?

I’d love it because the longer the series the better test of true baseball strength.  I think it would be disastrous in just about every other respect, however. Ratings. People complaining about it for whatever reason. I just don’t need that kind of stress in my life in October.

Q: Are you familiar with the Star Wars EU?

I am aware that there is such a thing as the Expanded Universe, but I have never gotten into it, read the books or anything. I get a sense that a great deal of the content is inspired by people trying to apologize and explain away George Lucas’ dumbass mistakes, so I suppose the EU is doing a good thing.

Q: What did Michael Kay’s mom give him when he was sick?

Chicken Parm.

Q: Why do your kids insist on watching the Star Wars prequels

If you follow me on Twitter you know that a couple of times a week I’m good to make angry tweets about the Star Wars prequels. That, as this questioner knows, is because my kids love them and watch them all the damn time.  They like the original trilogy more, they say — Jedi is my son’s favorite of the six movies — but they simply don’t have the hatred for the prequels like people my age do. Which is understandable. Don’t get me wrong: George Lucas screwed the pooch royally when he made those things, but in a lot of ways he was doomed no matter what he did.  It’s really hard to cater to nearly 20-year expectations of people who thought of something as a defacto religion rather than as mere popcorn movies.  That said, why Lucas didn’t just start with Anakin as a young man and build some decent movies off that rather than make “The Phantom Menace” is beyond me.

Q: How does Leia remember her mother when she died in childbirth?

I think I heard someone explain this away as some force vision or something. Leia getting an emotional impression of her real mother.  Whatever. It’s just one of the many, many things that Lucas screwed up in the original movies by virtue of what he decided to do with the prequels. People can do their best to explain it away, but their creativity in doing so doesn’t make up for Lucas’ lack of creativity in creating the problem in the first place.

Q: Did George Lucas overmanage his CGI-pen TLR style by replacing the effective puppet Yoda with his CGI counterpart?

Arguably, though I think CGI Yoda was generally OK. Silly at times, but it wasn’t nearly the kind of offense against Star Wars nature as so many other CGI excesses.  Watch the prequels sometime (if you must) and you realize that a good 50% of the movies — and 80-90% of the action scenes — are simply effects for effects sake and do nothing to drive any narrative or make any sort of dramatic sense. And they’re overly confusing and silly, taking away any action/adventure thrills they may have given.

But perhaps the most clear evidence of the CGI-excess in those movies was a scene late in “Revenge of the Sith” when Senator Organa  is on that white ship that Leia was on at the beginning of the first Star Wars movie. That scene was actually shot on a real set instead of a blue screen. It looks totally different from everything else in the three prequels. The actors seem to have weight and depth and the lighting actually looks like real life instead of some fake computer world. It’s a jarring experience after all that crap. Wish they would have done that more.

Q: Braves- Do they make the playoffs and if so, how deep do they go?

Yes. And they’re out in the first round. Sorry, but I’m really pessimistic right now.

Q: Please comment on the allegations raised in this court document re: Star Wars.

I can’t argue with any of that. I will add that, had Obi-Wan actually put Vader out of his misery with a single thrust of his lightsaber when he was limbless and burning alive, millions who died would have otherwise survived over the next 20 years or so.  So yeah, great going Obi-Wan.

Q: How did Obi-Wan age so much in the 18-20 years it took Luke to grow up? He went from 35 to 70 in half the time.

Stress over his many lies and deceits as explained above. Not to mention the guilt over the fact that a rebellion was forming, even young farmers on Tatooine knew about it, yet Obi-Wan — an experienced general and one of the only two Jedi left in the galaxy — was sitting on the sidelines, not helping  a bit until he was all but dragged into it.  Really Obi-Wan and Yoda. Where were you?

Q: When the 2nd DeathStar was destroyed it was UnderConstruction. Innocent teamsters union workers on board we assume. Discuss.

That discussion was already had in Clerks, and I have nothing new to add. Well, except for this recent story about how poorly conceived the whole Death Star project really was.

Q: What is it with lawyers and baseball, anyway? I mean, aside from getting used to all the losing and failure.

It’s the rules. There are no two documents more alike than the Official Rules of Baseball and the Federal Rules of Civil Procedure.

Q: How come there were dozens of different ships in the prequels but only a handful in the original trilogy?

I’ll actually give Lucas credit here. A Republic was more apt to foster free enterprise and creativity. An Empire — really, a totalitarian state — would have fostered a move toward uniformity, utilitarianism and drabness.  The Empire at the beginning of “A New Hope” had basically done to spaceships what the Soviets had done to architecture and automobiles by the 1970s.

Q: Why do fans get bent out of shape re: players expressing truth/feelings? (aka the Fielder/K-Rod kerfuffle here in Milwaukee)

It’s the same with politicians. We let lies pass without much notice as long as they sound benign. Once a person actually speaks an uncomfortable truth, however, it is suddenly a “gaffe.” Our public discourse is basically degenerate.

Q: How did Anakin build a standard protocol droid? Can slaves afford plans and parts? And why would he build a translator?

I’m assuming there was a kit.

Q: Tauntauns cannot survive at night on Hoth, doesn’t that make for something of an inconvenience for a native spieces?

OK, so maybe the original trilogy wasn’t perfect either.  I think I’ll blame Han for this, though.  He took that thing out, probably malnourished, and rode it way too hard.  Wild tauntauns probably seek shelter at nightfall.

Q: Do radio mouths dumb down baseball talk to the detriment of society? I find it hard to discuss things with those who listen.

Yes. The secret of sports radio is that they’re selling outrage and drama, not actual talk about sports.  It could just as easily be arguments about Star Wars. As if such a thing could interest sports fans.

Q: I couldn’t think of a question. Will you post this anyway?

God, I hate George Lucas. Don’t you too?

Q: Re: the dialogue before Vader-Obi-Wan I. How could that be any worse? “If you aren’t with me, then you are my enemy?”…

There are many examples in the prequels of Lucas using his then-current preoccupations and frustrations with the Bush administration and the mood of post-9/11 America. They really stick out, actually.  Another came when Padme said something like “so this is how liberty dies; to the sound of cheers.”  I shared many of Lucas’ concerns at the time and still do, but he never should have imported that stuff into what should have been escapist entertainment. Or if he was determined to, he should have been a little less on-the-nose with references that clearly marked these movies as products of Bush’s first term.

Q: I need help. What is the best bbq is San Antonio? You can reach the masses. Maybe even some nice texas beer to wash it down

I can’t give you a BBQ in San Antonio. Never been there. Anyone?  I like Shiner Bock.

Q: What comes first: A’s in the playoffs, A’s new ballpark, A’s move out of the Bay Area?

A’s new ballpark. I think they figure out the San Jose thing. It’s only money.

OK, I’ve gone on way too long again.  Let’s do it again next week, shall we?

Mets win 8th straight, Conforto and Flores HR to beat Giants

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NEW YORK — Michael Conforto and the bats are booming. Jacob deGrom and the pitchers are peaking. And the defense is making the key plays.

A year after the New York Mets stamped themselves as serious contenders with a big winning streak in April, they’re rolling again.

“There’s not much that we’re not doing,” manager Terry Collins said.

Conforto and Wilmer Flores homered and the Mets won their eighth in a row, building an early lead for deGrom and holding off the San Francisco Giants 6-5 Saturday.

“It just seems relentless,” Conforto said.

At 15-7, the defending NL champions have won 11 of 12. They could be poised for an even more impressive run – next week, they play seven games against last-place Atlanta and San Diego.

The crowd of 44,466 was the largest for a regular-season game at Citi Field since the park opened in 2009, with a lot of fans attracted by the Noah Syndergaard Garden Gnome giveaway.

The Mets almost gave away the game, too.

Ahead 6-3 in the eighth inning, they walked a pair of batters and let the Giants load the bases with no outs. Hunter Pence‘s bid for a go-ahead grand slam was caught just in front of the center-field wall for a sacrifice fly.

Brandon Crawford followed with another sacrifice fly, a liner that right fielder Curtis Granderson jumped to backhand on the warning track.

“Two long popups,” Collins kidded.

Jeurys Familia took over in the ninth and closed for his eighth save in as many chances.

“That’s a tough one for the guys, because they put up quite an effort there to get back in it and try to win that ballgame,” Giants manager Bruce Bochy said. “Two balls to just miss like that, that’s a tough one for them.”

Conforto tied a Mets record by hitting a double in his sixth straight game. He also singled and drove in three runs. In his first full season, the 23-year-old outfielder who homered twice in a World Series game last October has comfortably settled into the No. 3 spot in a potent lineup and is batting .365.

“Really had no nerves about it,” he said, adding, “Getting the pitches I know I can hit and not missing them.”

Neil Walker capped a productive first month for his new team with a two-run single.

DeGrom (3-0) overcame his first four walks of the season, pitching two-hit ball for six innings and leaving with a 1.02 ERA. All three runs against him were unearned and came after a throwing error by Flores, who played third base to give David Wright a day off.

New York’s defense also helped deGrom. Pence fisted a bases-loaded, two-run single with two outs in the third, but first baseman Lucas Duda took the accurate relay from Granderson and threw out Brandon Belt trying to reach third.

After setting a club mark by scoring 12 runs in the third inning Friday night, the Mets quickly struck against Matt Cain (0-3).

Walker’s two-out single in the first made it 2-0. Conforto launched a two-run double off the top of the left-field wall in the second for a 4-0 lead.

Overall, the Mets have outscored opponents 50-21 during their winning string.

“It’s nice pitching with a lead,” deGrom said. “You can go right after guys.”

Cain has gone a career-worst 12 starts without a win, dating to his last victory July 22. Slowed by injuries and inconsistency in recent years, the three-time All-Star who once pitched a perfect game is saddled with a 7.00 ERA this season.

Conforto hit his fourth homer in the fifth. Flores connected the next inning for his first of the year. The Mets have 31 home runs in their last 14 games.


Conforto tied Joe Christopher’s team mark in 1964 with doubles in six straight games. Conforto has reached safely in 17 straight. … Yoenis Cespedes‘ club-record string of nine games in a row with an extra-base hit ended.


Giants: 2B Joe Panik was out of the lineup a day after tweaking his groin.

Mets: Wright and C Kevin Plawecki got to sit for a day. C Rene Rivera, who started 87 games for the Rays last year, made his Mets debut. He was hit by a pitch in the back his first time up.


A prime pitching matchup on deck – if the weather holds. Steady rain is in the forecast Sunday and well could dampen the duel between Giants ace Madison Bumgarner (2-2, 3.64 ERA) and Syndergaard (2-0, 1.69). Bumgarner has won all three of his starts at Citi Field with an 0.78 ERA. Syndergaard has struck out 38 this season, matching Pedro Martinez for the most by a Mets pitcher in the first four starts of a season.

Zimmermann goes 5-0, Upton homers as Tigers top Twins 4-1

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MINNEAPOLIS — Jordan Zimmermann hasn’t required much run support this year. Justin Upton gave him all he needed in the first inning Saturday.

Zimmermann won his fifth straight start to begin his first season with Detroit, and Upton hit a three-run homer for the Tigers in their 4-1 victory over the Minnesota Twins.

“Give him a three-run lead, we’re pretty confident he can work with that,” said Upton, whose second homer of the year reached the second deck in left-center. “If we can fight and get on the board early, and let our guys work, we’ll be all right.”

Zimmermann (5-0) gave up one run and six hits with no walks and seven strikeouts over seven innings. His ERA actually rose to 0.55 as he became the first Tigers pitcher to win five games in April since Frank Tanana in 1988, according to STATS.

Upton and Zimmermann both signed as free agents with Detroit for more than $100 million this past offseason. Zimmermann knew he would be joining a team with a high-octane offense, though he hasn’t relied on the Tigers’ bats much yet.

“This is probably the best lineup I’ve ever seen,” Zimmermann said. “They’re going to score runs. It’s just a matter of when and what inning. For me, they’ve been scoring early and allowing me to settle in and just throw strikes.”

Victor Martinez doubled twice for the Tigers, who have won five of six. Francisco Rodriguez pitched a scoreless ninth for his sixth save in seven opportunities.

Eduardo Escobar had three singles for the Twins, who lost their third straight and fell to 7-17 overall.

Tyler Duffey (0-1) gave up just one earned run in 6 1/3 innings, striking out seven and walking none. But one mistake in the first marred an otherwise solid performance.

With two on and two outs, Duffey tried to get ahead in the count with a first-pitch fastball. But the pitch caught too much of the plate and Upton drove it an estimated 417 feet for his second homer with Detroit.

“It’s easy to look back and say I should have gotten out of that. I know I was more than capable of doing it,” Duffey said. “That mistake is a lot larger when you’ve got a guy like Zimmermann throwing against you.”

Zimmermann cruised through the first three innings, but Byung Ho Park homered in the fourth to break up the shutout. Park lined a 1-2 pitch into the bullpen in left-center, his team-leading sixth homer of the year.

It was the first home run allowed by Zimmermann in 29 2/3 innings this season.

After that, each time the Twins threatened, Zimmermann had an answer. John Ryan Murphy reached second on an error by right fielder J.D. Martinez with one out in the fifth before Zimmermann struck out Danny Santana and Brian Dozier to preserve the two-run cushion.

Minnesota got its leadoff man on in the seventh, but Zimmermann promptly induced a double-play grounder from Eddie Rosario.


Zimmermann might have kept the Twins off the board entirely if he’d just listened to catcher Jarrod Saltalamacchia, who didn’t want to throw Park the slider he hit into the bullpen.

“That was really my only mistake all game. I tried going front door with it, and obviously that wasn’t the right pitch. I’m sure Salty will say the same thing. He didn’t really want to throw it and I did, so that was my fault,” Zimmermann said. “It didn’t work out, but solo home runs aren’t going to kill you, so it’s all good.”


Tigers: C James McCann (sprained ankle) caught nine innings for Triple-A Toledo on Friday, but manager Brad Ausmus said McCann will continue his rehab assignment through the weekend. McCann was expected to catch nine more innings Saturday and five innings on Sunday before rejoining the Tigers for their three-game series in Cleveland that begins Tuesday.

Twins: 3B Trevor Plouffe (strained intercostal muscle) was scheduled to begin a rehab assignment with Class A Fort Myers on Saturday. Plouffe has been on the DL since April 19. Barring any setbacks, he is expected to join the Twins in Houston on Tuesday.


Tigers: RHP Mike Pelfrey (0-4, 4.64 ERA) faces his former team in Sunday’s series finale. Pelfrey spent the past three seasons in Minnesota. He pitched a season-high 6 2/3 innings in his most recent start, a 5-1 loss to the Athletics on Tuesday.

Twins: RHP Ricky Nolasco (1-0, 3.25) has been the team’s most effective starter this season. He’s averaged just shy of seven innings in his four starts and is second in the AL in strikeout-to-walk ratio with 24 strikeouts against three walks.

Rockies’ Story ties rookie mark with 10th HR in April

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PHOENIX (AP) Trevor Story is undoubtedly the story of the Colorado Rockies’ first month of the season.

The shortstop tied a major league rookie record with his 10th home run in April, a two-run shot that helped the Rockies cruise to a 9-0 victory over the Arizona Diamondbacks on Friday night. In hitting his 10th home run in 21 games, Story tied George Scott in 1966 as the fastest player in major league history to reach that home run total.

Story tied Jose Abreu of the Chicago White Sox, who hit 10 in April 2014, for the rookie mark. Teammate Nolan Arenado, who also homered, is tied with Story for the major league lead in home runs.

Story took Diamondbacks starter Robbie Ray (1-1) deep in the fifth inning.

“Maybe when it’s all said and done it will be something cool to look back on, but right now I’m just worried about winning games,” Story said.

Arenado, Ryan Raburn and Nick Hundley hit solo home runs, Arenado’s blast immediately following Story’s in the fifth to knock Ray out of the game.

Hundley added a two-run double in the eighth after Gerardo Parra‘s RBI double.

Tyler Chatwood (3-2) held the Diamondbacks scoreless on five hits for 6 1/3 innings with four strikeouts and three walks.

The Rockies won for the third time in four meetings against Arizona in Phoenix, and have hit 14 home runs in those four games at Chase Field this season. Story hit four in the season-opening series.

“I feel like it’s always good weather here. We play spring training here, so it’s a familiar place,” Story said. “I grew up playing in the heat, so yeah, I guess you could say I feel comfortable here.”

Ray had not given up a home run in his previous four starts. The Rockies overtook the Diamondbacks for most home runs in the majors with 37 to Arizona’s 36.

“They obviously like swinging the bat in this ballpark,” Diamondbacks manager Chip Hale said. “It’s very obvious that that’s what it is. If you don’t locate your pitches, they’re going to hit them. That’s what happens with confident hitters.”

Raburn led off the fourth with a line drive into the seats in left field. One out later, Hundley homered to left.

“Great player. He’s got a lot of tools and he’s been pretty even-keel,” Raburn said of Story. “Right now he’s getting pitches to hit and he ain’t missing it.”

The Rockies took control in the fifth when Charlie Blackmon led off with a single. Story and Arenado followed with their home runs, and Ray’s night ended after giving up five runs and seven hits. He struck out five and walked two.

“This place has been tough on us the last few years,” manager Walt Weiss said. “Especially last year. It’s good to see us swing the bats and win games, especially on the road where we’ve had some demons in the past.”


The Diamondbacks claimed LHP Edwin Escobar off waivers from the Boston Red Sox on Friday, and sent Escobar to Triple-A Reno. Pitcher Matt Buschmann was designated for assignment. Escobar, 24, was a top prospect for the San Francisco Giants before being traded to Boston in 2014. Buschmann made three appearances for the Diamondbacks this season.


Rockies: Blackmon (turf toe) was activated from the 15-day DL and started in center field as the leadoff hitter. The Rockies optioned OF Brandon Barnes to Triple-A Albuquerque to make room for Blackmon. “Unfortunately, it’s a numbers crunch at this point in the construction of our roster, but he’ll be back,” Weiss said of Barnes. … RHP Jason Motte (sore shoulder) threw a bullpen session Friday and is “moving full steam ahead,” Weiss said. … Hundley got some eye drops administered during the fourth inning, coming out from behind the plate and jogging over to the dugout for help from a trainer. … Raburn fouled a pitch thrown high and tight off the bottom of the bat near his hands, and was checked by a trainer when he shook his hands in pain afterward. He was later hit by a pitch. “Just got a little beat up tonight but it’s part of it,” Raburn said.

Diamondbacks: RHP Josh Collmenter, on the 15-day DL, will pitch three innings at Class-A Visalia on Monday as he comes back from shoulder inflammation.


Rockies: LHP Chris Rusin makes his first start of the season. He’s appeared four times in relief and has a scoreless streak of 9 2/3 innings. He’s 2-1 with a 2.25 ERA in three starts against Arizona, all at Chase Field.

Diamondbacks: RHP Zack Greinke (2-2, 6.16 ERA) makes his sixth start of the season. He faced the Rockies on opening day and was tagged for seven runs and nine hits in four innings. He gave up seven runs in his most recent outing, Monday against the Cardinals, but got the win.

Cespedes has 6 RBIs during Mets’ record 12-run inning vs SF

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NEW YORK — Yoenis Cespedes and the New York Mets broke loose for a team-record 12 runs in the third inning Friday night, rolling to their seventh straight victory with a 13-1 blowout of the San Francisco Giants.

Cespedes set a club mark with six RBIs in the inning, connecting for a two-run single off starter Jake Peavy (1-2) and a grand slam off reliever Mike Broadway that capped the outburst.

The early barrage made it an easy night for Steven Matz (3-1) in the opener of a three-game series between the last two NL champions. The left-hander tossed six shutout innings to win his third consecutive start.

Michael Conforto had an RBI double and a run-scoring single in the Mets third, which lasted 39 minutes, 47 seconds. He and Cespedes were two of the four players who scored twice. Asdrubal Cabrera greeted Broadway with a two-run double.