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All-Star selections: Everyone was snubbed!


Every year the baseball world goes nuts arguing about who was “snubbed” by the All-Star selection process and every year within 24 hours of the All-Star game ending no one cares or remembers.

This year Andrew McCutchen, Paul Konerko, and CC Sabathia seem to be the highest-profile cause de celebre, with tons of real and virtual ink spilled over their absence from the All-Star rosters–which already include 34 players instead of the usual 25–but the teeth gnashing hardly ends there.

Here’s just a small sampling of mainstream articles noting/touting a player who was snubbed (seriously, I couldn’t take it any more, so I stopped looking after a few minutes):

Andrew McCutchen

CC Sabathia

Aramis Ramirez

Paul Konerko

Anibal Sanchez

Tommy Hanson

Francisco Cordero

Andre Ethier

Ian Kennedy

Jon Lester

Philip Humber

Mark Teixeira

Alexi Ogando

Alex Gordon

Justin Masterson

Sean Marshall

Michael Pineda

Dustin Pedroia

Chase Headley

Kevin Youkilis

Mike Adams

Ben Zobrist

Todd Helton

Jonathan Papelbon

Danny Espinosa

Jhonny Peralta

Carlos Carrasco

Segio Santos

Victor Martinez

Daniel Bard

Adam Jones

Shane Victorino

Michael Morse

Josh Tomlin

David Robertson

Jason Kipnis plans to play through a disgusting-looking ankle sprain

CLEVELAND, OH - OCTOBER 14:  Jason Kipnis #22 of the Cleveland Indians fields the ball against the Toronto Blue Jays during game one of the American League Championship Series at Progressive Field on October 14, 2016 in Cleveland, Ohio.  (Photo by Jason Miller/Getty Images)
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Jason Kipnis sprained his ankle while celebrating the Indians ALCS win over the Blue Jays. In the runup to tonight’s game, Terry Francona has said that Kipnis would be fine, that he’s a gamer, etc., etc. You know, the usual “when the bell rings, all of the aches and pains go away” kind of thing.

Today, however, we see that this sprained ankle is maybe not your run-of-the-mill late season bump or bruise:


Um, yikes.

Indians beat writer jumps in Lake Erie to settle a bet

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Back in September Cleveland Plain Dealer beat writer Paul Hoynes ruffled a lot of feathers when he declared the Indians DOA. His rationale: too many injuries to Indians starters weakened the club too greatly. Even if they did make the playoffs, Hoynes argued, they wouldn’t go far.

A reader made a bet with him at the time: if the Indians didn’t make the World Series, he’d jump in Lake Erie. If they did, Hoynes would.

Today Hoynes made good on his bet. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a baseball writer drop trou, by the way: