Closing Arguments Delivered In Barry Bonds Trial

Deep Thought: Barry Bonds verdict edition

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Still thinking about that verdict. And it still makes little sense to me. Seems like the jury just wanted to compromise on something, so compromise they did. Hey, I think we have the best legal system in the world, but I never said it was perfect.

And just to be clear to those of you who accuse me of being a Bonds apologist: I’d actually be happier right now if Bonds was convicted of the perjury charge of lying about the syringe along with the obstruction charge. That would at least be logical. Oh well.  After all of these years we have a verdict that basically says “Bonds was kind of a difficult witness.”  Because the legal system has never seen one of those before.

Here’s a deep thought: how many newspapers and websites who report this tonight and into tomorrow will use the following headline: “Government fails to prove its steroids charges against Barry Bonds.” I’m guessing not many. Though it would be an utter hoot.

Tim Tebow’s workout seems like fun

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Tim Tebow is, as we speak, working out for some 40 scouts from 20 organizations and an untold number of members of the media. So far he has run and jumped and thrown and, in a moment or two, will take his hacks. First BP swings, then live, full-speed BP off of a couple of former major leaguers.

His 60 yard dash time was supposedly excellent. On the 80-20 scouting scale he’s supposedly in the 50-60 range, according to people tweeting about it who know what they’re talking about. The guy is certainly big and strong and in amazing shape and that’s not nothing.

Also this:

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That’s from MLB’s Twitter, which provides us with some more in-action shots.

 

Here he is playing right field out there in the distance someplace:

Good luck, kid.

Adrian Beltre puts his helmet on backwards to face a switch pitcher

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“A” switch pitcher is probably not the most accurate way to put that. It’s more like “The” switch pitcher, as Pat Venditte of the Mariners is the only one extant.

Last night the right-handed hitting Adrian Beltre had to face Venditte, who obviously chose to pitch righty to the Rangers third baseman. Before coming up to the plate, Beltre jokingly donned his helmet backwards and pretended that he’d hit left-handed:

 

He needn’t have bothered. Beltre doubled to left field off of Venditte, showing that at some point, platoon splits really don’t matter.