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Mets beat writer is a man of his word: wears a Speedo to spring training


Back during the Winter Meetings New York Daily News reporter Andy Martino wrote the following:

Here’s some of what we’ve been able to gather during the first day here in Florida. Lots of information swirling around the Twitter, some of it questionable. For example, if the Phillies sign Cliff Lee, I’ll cover spring training in a Speedo.

Based on this picture, I think we must conclude that today he fulfilled his promise.

But yes, I agree that even if that is technical compliance, it is a half-hearted effort.  Next time someone says something like that, let’s all be sure we collectively nail down the terms beforehand.  Because when a beat writer says he’s gonna wear a Speedo, we should expect a little skin.

Wait. These are beat writers we’re talking about.  And most of them aren’t in good shape like Martino is.  Let’s just forget I said that, OK?  And if you need me, I’ll be huddled over in the corner, rocking back and forth and trying to make the bad thoughts go away.

Jason Kipnis plans to play through a disgusting-looking ankle sprain

CLEVELAND, OH - OCTOBER 14:  Jason Kipnis #22 of the Cleveland Indians fields the ball against the Toronto Blue Jays during game one of the American League Championship Series at Progressive Field on October 14, 2016 in Cleveland, Ohio.  (Photo by Jason Miller/Getty Images)
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Jason Kipnis sprained his ankle while celebrating the Indians ALCS win over the Blue Jays. In the runup to tonight’s game, Terry Francona has said that Kipnis would be fine, that he’s a gamer, etc., etc. You know, the usual “when the bell rings, all of the aches and pains go away” kind of thing.

Today, however, we see that this sprained ankle is maybe not your run-of-the-mill late season bump or bruise:


Um, yikes.

Indians beat writer jumps in Lake Erie to settle a bet

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Back in September Cleveland Plain Dealer beat writer Paul Hoynes ruffled a lot of feathers when he declared the Indians DOA. His rationale: too many injuries to Indians starters weakened the club too greatly. Even if they did make the playoffs, Hoynes argued, they wouldn’t go far.

A reader made a bet with him at the time: if the Indians didn’t make the World Series, he’d jump in Lake Erie. If they did, Hoynes would.

Today Hoynes made good on his bet. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a baseball writer drop trou, by the way: