Highlights from the Tony La Russa roast

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Last month we learned that the St. Louis chapter of the BBWAA was going to have a roast of Tony La Russa.  Well, it happened last week, and FOXSportsMidwest.com has some of the highlights of it here.

The profanity is bleeped out, but it does get a tad blue.  There’s a good J.D. Drew joke by Steve Kline that was, sadly, kind of messed up in the delivery.  Kline makes up for it with a better Brendan Ryan joke that made me laugh.  Bobby Knight does a recurring telephone gag and talks about bird poop a great deal. Jim Leyland tells a story about he and is wife in bed in which he says “so I start feelin’ around a little bit and, lo and behold, my wife was kinda linin’ it!”  Probably didn’t need to hear that, but it led to a nice joke.

The highlight was the fake Harry Caray-fake Tony La Russa interview near the end.  It was supposed to take place in the early 80s. It is so shockingly true to life that I’m surprised that the real La Russa didn’t stand up and punch someone.

FOX Sports Midwest is going to air this Friday night at 8 p.m. central time if you’re in the neighborhood.

World Series Umpires Announced

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Major League Baseball just announced the umpires for the World Series.

The crew chief will be Gerry Davis. Davis was worked 136 career Postseason games, which are the most of any umpire in Major League Baseball history. This is his sixth World Series overall and third time as crew chief.

Joining Davis will be Phil Cuzzi, Laz Diaz, Dan Iassogna, Bill Miller, Paul Nauert and Mark Wegner. Wegner will serve as the replay official for Games One and Two, after which he will join the on-field crew as the left field umpire for Game Three. Cuzzi will be the Replay Official from Game Three through the conclusion of the World Series. Cuzzi will not be a field umpire for any of the games.

The breakdown: