Scott Boras is in sales mode

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Top level talents are easy to sell. Where the men who represent major league baseball players truly separate themselves from the boys is in selling flawed, aging and relatively unattractive players to teams in the free agent market.

Enter Scott Boras — the best of the best — hyping up clients Johnny Damon, Andruw Jones and Manny Ramirez in today’s Jerry Crasnick column:

“These guys are star players,” Boras said. “They’re championship-caliber players. Owners and general managers know they have extraordinary abilities, and they can be a force in the locker room and around young players. Those are things that most veteran players don’t offer.”

You tell ’em, Scott!  I mean, apart from the fact that (a) Jones has played 15 seasons without a championship; (b) Damon no longer has extraordinary abilities; and (b) no owner or general manager in their right mind wants Manny Ramirez influencing young players, you’re absolutely right!

As Crasnick notes, the market for veteran bats is positively brutal right now. If Boras can land nice deals for all three of these guys, he deserves the uber-agent crown.

Troy Tulowitzki poses as a pitcher on photo day

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Update: The photographer was apparently in on the action, according to Topps. Still pretty funny. (Hat tip: Mike Ashmore)

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Thursday marked photo day for the Blue Jays. There are always some oddities, usually when the players create fun for themselves. This time, the fun happened when a photographer mistook shortstop Troy Tulowitzki for a pitcher. Tulowitzki rolled with it and followed the photographer’s instructions to pose like a pitcher.

Hazel Mae has the hilarious video:

Hitters, of course, typically pose with a bat over their shoulder. Pitchers typically have their hand in their glove, sometimes leaning forward as if receiving the signs from their catcher.

Tulowitzki has exclusively played shortstop during his 12-year career in the majors, but perhaps one day he’ll step on the mound and be able to call himself a pitcher.