Tim Wakefield gets the start tonight for the Red Sox. Scott Lauber of the Boston Herald reminds us that if he pitches 3.1 innings, his base salary for 2011 goes from $1.5 million to $2 million. Not that he wouldn’t get it eventually — it doesn’t have to come tonight — but I always like watching benchmarks like that being passed.
Of course, this is nowhere near as fun as watching the Magglio Ordonez thing last year or the year before or whenever it was, in which a certain number of plate appearances gave him an approximately sixteen gajillion dollar contract extension. For that matter, it’s not as fun as the time Jimy Williams gave Steve Avery starts which allowed his option to vest despite the fact that he had absolutely nothing left. If that wasn’t either (a) a nice show of loyalty to kid Williams watched come up from the minors; or (b) an F-U to ownership, I don’t know what it was.
Yeah, I realize I need to get out more.