Heard this: Joe Girardi didn’t pinch run A-Rod for David Ortiz last night because the insurers of this farkakte movie he’s going to have a cameo role in didn’t want to risk ruining his Hollywood looks in the event of a hard play at second base:
Believe it or not, Justin Timberlake may not be the worst actor in the
upcoming comedy Friends With Benefits (in which he and Mila Kunis star
as a pair of friends who have no-strings sex): New York Yankee Alex
Rodriguez will make his big-screen debut in an unspecified role in
Benefits, which will accommodate his baseball schedule by “shooting his
scenes on the player’s off days.”
In other news, because the movie stars Mila Kunis, Gleeman has already asked our bosses at NBC if he can have its premiere day off so he can camp out in front of the theater. True story.
Mets starter Jon Niese left his start Tuesday night against the Cardinals due to left knee pain.
Niese walked two and gave up an RBI single before leaving with a trainer with one out in the bottom of the first inning. He was eventually charged with three earned runs. Robert Gsellman, just up from Las Vegas, took over, making his major league debut under unexpected circumstances.
Niese, who has not pitched well at all since coming over in a trade with the Pirates, is likely to be placed on the disabled list after the game or before tomorrow’s game.
Mark Trumbo still has many chances to hit a home run tonight — it’s only been an inning or so in the Nats-Orioles game — but his weird home run streak is over.
Coming into tonight’s game, Trumbo’s last seven hits had been homers. The all-time record had been 11, set by Mark McGwire back in 2001. The last time Trumbo got a hit that wasn’t a dong was back on August 11. Later in that game, however, he hit a grand slam. After that he went 6 for his next 34, with all those safeties dingers.
But that’s over now. In the first inning tonight he drove in a run with a two-out single. Then he was thrown out trying to stretch it to two. Good job on the RBIs, Mark. Bad job on the base running. Judgment withheld on the homer streak because, really, that’s just kind of weird and cool.