Major League Baseball is selling playoff tickets already. What a great scam!

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Major League Baseball is letting you pay them $10-20 — right now — for the right to buy playoff tickets for your team at face value. Beat the scalpers! Beat StubHub! What a deal!

And I guess if you’re a Yankees fan or something it may be a good deal. For one thing the Yankees are likely to make the playoffs. For another thing it’s not likely that a ton of tickets will be available at face value.  A $10-20 markup (depending on which series it is) is less than you’ll get gouged on the secondary market if you’re so inclined.  Unless you’re the sort who camps out on line for tickets, this probably makes sense.

But the Yankees are kind of the exception, are they not?  Some playoff teams will go down to the wire simply to sell out a division series game. Happens every year. Even those who do sell out don’t do so immediately. If you wait a bit for, say, the Rangers to clinch and then act relatively quickly after they do, you’ll almost certainly be able to get face value seats without having to pay Bud Selig his vigorish.

But maybe the best part of this is the fact that MLB is opening up this fantastic opportunity for every single team. Really: check out the order page.  You can, with a couple of clicks, pay Major League Baseball as much as $90* for tickets to see the Pirates in the Division Series, NLCS and World Series! Or the Orioles! Or the Astros!

I’m going to put a little reminder on my calendar, but to make sure I don’t forget, someone remind in September to ask Major League Baseball how much money they made on these playoff ticket licenses for crappy teams.  I bet the number won’t be staggering, but I bet it won’t be zero either.

*The breakdown: $10 for each ticket for the Division Series, $15 for the League Championship Series and
$20 for the World Series with a maximum purchase of two tickets per series per household. So it would cost $90 now
if you wanted to reserve two tickets for one game of all three possible
postseason rounds.

The top 100 Jock Jams

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Why yes, it is a slow news day. So here’s a fun list from Billboad: The 100 Greatest Jock Jams of all time.

You know ’em when you hear ’em. “Seven Nation Army.” “Rock and Roll Part 2.” “Sirius” by the Alan Parsons Project. Songs that existed before they were used at sporting events but songs you rarely ever hear outside of them anymore and, frankly, kinda don’t want to because they’ve been forever turned into sporting event anthems.

It’s hard to disagree with this list. Queen’s “We Will Rock You” is at number one. I’ll grant that, even if you hear that way less now than you used to, mostly because it was SO overused as, perhaps, the original jock jam from the 1980s-forward. All of the rest make sense.

Baseball lends itself far less to jock jams than the other sports as the intensity level of the game is so much lower for the most part. Also, since the rankings tried to intentionally stay away from songs that relate to only one sport there is no “Centerfield” or “Glory Days” or songs like that. Baseball is represented, though, with “Sweet Caroline” at number 20. Likewise, you might hear any number of these songs when the bases are loaded and the visiting manager comes out to make a pitching change. A lot of players use these songs as walkup music too.

A good time killer on a slow day.

(h/t to my wife, who sent me the link and said “Did you see this? Could be a good garbage post”). Um, thanks?

Yoenis Cespedes plans to run more, lift less this offseason

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Yoenis Cespedes plans to be in The Best Shape of His Life next season.

He didn’t really say that, but this article in the New York Post features Cespedes doing more or less what those Best Shape of His Life stories are aimed at doing: changing perceptions and/or trying to take the heat off of a poor or injury-impacted season.

In Cespedes’ case it was two hamstring injuries this year which limited him to 81 games. He hit the disabled list with a leg injury last year too. So what’s he gonna do? Less emphasis on bulk, more on running:

“I think in the past I have gone into the season where I have spent a lot of time in the gym doing a lot of lifting, so I come in feeling very strong,” Cespedes said through an interpreter before the Mets’ 5-4, 10-inning loss to the Marlins. “But I definitely wasn’t dedicating the time I need to be running, to really give resistance to my muscles.

Of course the bulk was, at the time, supposed to be to what was responsible for his resurgence after he fell off while playing with the A’s and Red Sox. Get strong, hit bombs. He did that, it worked and then the injuries came and now, apparently, that’s not supposed to be a good thing for him.

I get that bodies change and that exercise science is often an inexact science. And, where it is more exact, it’s outside of the total understanding of outsiders like us. But it often seems that guys in baseball do a thing, then do the opposite thing, then go back to doing a thing based on gut feeling. And that injuries are going to come to certain players no matter what they do.