Dustin Pedroia is taking grounders from his knees

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Freak show . . . relax:

Right now, as I write this, Dustin Pedroia is
kneeling on the grass at second base taking grounders from Tim Bogar. Seriously. And not pitty-pat grounders to your kid in the backyard. These are
big league groundballs. He then flips the balls to coach Rob Leary. Yeah, six weeks. That sounds right.

David Eckstein was just seen on a cellphone yelling at his agent “why didn’t YOU come up with the grounders on my knees thing when I strained my hamstring back in April?!  Do you know how hard I’m gonna have to work to beat out Pedroia at the Gritties ceremony this fall?! Man, sometimes it’s like you don’t even know the game plan!”

Red Sox Triple-A team to ban people named Tyler and Austin from stadium on May 5 and 6 as part of promotion

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The Pawtucket Red Sox, obviously the Triple-A affiliate of the Red Sox, have come up with an interesting promotion for the weekend of May 5 and 6, when they host the Yankees’ Triple-A team from Scranton/Wilkes-Barre.

This, of course, references last week’s benches-clearing fracas between the Red Sox and Yankees that involved Joe Kelly and Tyler Austin. Kelly slid hard into second base, which upset Brock Holt. The benches emptied as the two jawed at each other, but no punches were thrown. Later in the game, Kelly threw at Austin and the benches emptied again. Punches were thrown this time and both players were given suspensions.

The major league Red Sox visit the Yankees May 8-10. As far as we’re aware, people named Joe or Kelly are allowed to attend.