Gallardo, Brewers take down the Twins

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A first place team goes into Midwestern town, gets its butt handed to it and leaves town barely clinging on to its division lead. That describes the Braves’ series against the White Sox, but it also describes the Twins and Brewers pretty well too.

The Twins aren’t quite as bad off as Atlanta — they still technically have a lead in their division — but it’s only by a single precious game following their 5-0 drubbing by the Brew Crew.  This one was the Yovani Gallardo show, as he shut out the Twins, notching 12 strikeouts and giving up only five hits in the process. The Brewers got their runs behind twin two-run dingers from Rickie Weeks and Prince Fielder in the third inning and a Corey Hart RBI single in the fourth.

The Twins have now lost five of their last seven and have the Tigers and the surging White Sox breathing down their necks.

We now have photographic proof that Tom Ricketts and Ted Cruz are different people

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A lot of people think they have a double walking around someplace on Earth. They may actually be right. We have an example of this in baseball and politics.

Cubs owner Tom Ricketts looks a lot like Texas senator Ted Cruz. Or, since Ricketts is older, I guess Cruz looks like Ricketts. Either way, they could play brothers if someone put on, like, the worst ever production of some play about brothers.

If you’re not familiar with one or both of those guys, take a gander at the photo that was taken of the two of them in Washington this morning as the Cubs made the rounds with their World Series trophy:

If they put those rings together, Tom can turn into any animal and Ted can turn into anything made out of water. True story.

 

Anthony Rizzo calls out Miguel Montero for calling out Jake Arreita

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The morning we posted about Miguel Montero calling out his pitcher, Jake Arrieta, for allowing the Nationals to steal seven bases last night. Our view, of course, was that (a) it wasn’t all Arrieta’s fault; and (b) even if it was, publicly calling out your teammates like that is probably not a great idea and certainly isn’t a good look.

When I saw Montero’s comments I assumed that they would not play well in the Cubs’ clubhouse. I was right about that. Anthony Rizzo appeared on ESPN 1000 in Chicago this morning and had this to say:

Referring to Willson Contreras, of course, who has allowed 31 stolen bases to opponents while behind the dish. Coincidentally, Montero has allowed 31 stolen bases when he has played as well. Contreras has played in 24 more games than Montero, by the way.

I predict that, by around 3pm when the clubhouses open, we’ll see a public apology by Montero.