When grade school kids are faced with what Stephen Strasburg is currently faced with — the total lack of a challenge — they are double promoted. Or at least put in the gifted class or something, because if they get bored they start setting fires and stuff.
Strasburg pitched five no-hit innings yesterday with no walks and six strikeouts. He even got an RBI single. According to the game story the radar gun gave reading of 94, but those in the know say that it runs about 4 m.p.h. slow.
Strasburg’s ERA is 0.52. He has allowed only seven
hits in 17 innings and has struck out 23 dudes while walking just three. I think he’s ready.
Of course he still won’t be called up for a few weeks yet, because as everyone knows — and despite whatever things Strasburg and the Nats say about him still needing to work on things — this is clearly a service time thing. We’ve talked about this before with respect to various prospects, but for everything you ever wanted to know about Super Two status, service time politics and how it all relates to Strasburg, the Post had a pretty comprehensive piece on it back in March.
It was an unfortunate night on the base paths for future Hall of Famer Adrian Beltre in the A’s-Rangers game. First because of, you guessed it, The Man, and second because of the Fates and maybe Father Time.
As far as The Man goes, someplace in the rule book it says that, after a foul ball, the ball is dead until pitcher has the new ball and is ready to pitch. Beltre was counting on people either not knowing that rule or acknowledging that it’s a lame rule which kills the chances for fun. He was standing on first base when Jurickson Profar fouled one off. After the ump handed Jonathan Lucroy a new ball, Lucroy tossed it back wildly to the pitcher and . . . Beltre just took the hell off, ending up on third.
It’s the third highlight in this three-part highlight reel:
Here it is in GIF form:
I think he should’ve been award third base on chutzpah alone, but no one asks me about such things.
Less fun was when Beltre singled in the bottom of the eighth. It would’ve been a double — he hit a line drive to right-center that one-hopped the wall — but he just barely got to first, having strained his left hamstring running down the line, forcing him out of the game.
Beltre will be evaluated today, but this will almost certainly mean a trip to the DL for the 39-year-old. He’s the third Opening Day infielder the Rangers have lost to injury so far on the young season.