Jimmy Rollins has a torn calf; heading to the DL

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That’s the clear implication from Charlie Manuel’s comments on Sirius XM’s Home Plate show today:

“Fella did a number on his gam, so he’s gonna cheese it for a few ticks. We’re gonna peep the rumpus when we get to the yard, but I ain’t whistlin’ Dixie when I let on that he’s gonna be coolin’ it. Snap my cap if I could tell ya how long he’ll be off the job, but no foolin: he ain’t hotsy-totsy.”

Oh, sorry, I forgot to turn on the Charlie Manuel-to-modernity translator widget. Try this:

“Rollins, evidently he’s got like what they call a between a 2 and 1
degree calf, kinda, tear. And he’s gonna
miss some time. Actually, when I go to the ballpark – I’m on my way
there right now – we will go over what we’re gonna do with him today. I
mean, he’s definitely going to be out some time. How much, I don’t know
yet, but he’s hurt pretty bad.”

It looks like Wilson Valdez will take Rollins’ place on the 25-man roster.

Red Sox Triple-A team to ban people named Tyler and Austin from stadium on May 5 and 6 as part of promotion

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The Pawtucket Red Sox, obviously the Triple-A affiliate of the Red Sox, have come up with an interesting promotion for the weekend of May 5 and 6, when they host the Yankees’ Triple-A team from Scranton/Wilkes-Barre.

This, of course, references last week’s benches-clearing fracas between the Red Sox and Yankees that involved Joe Kelly and Tyler Austin. Kelly slid hard into second base, which upset Brock Holt. The benches emptied as the two jawed at each other, but no punches were thrown. Later in the game, Kelly threw at Austin and the benches emptied again. Punches were thrown this time and both players were given suspensions.

The major league Red Sox visit the Yankees May 8-10. As far as we’re aware, people named Joe or Kelly are allowed to attend.