You know it’s the week of Christmas when Jason Marquis leads the day’s news and Dusty Ryan comes in second. But believe it or not, there were some transactions that registered even lower on the Richter (Richar?) scale than those:
The Marlins sign infielder Danny Richar: One of six guys from the Dominican Republic named “Danny”; Richar was once traded for Ken Griffey, Jr., which is the kind of thing a sharp young man could turn into a career of speeches at Rotary Club luncheons if he plays his cards right; A game-worn Richar jersey can be had for $125, but there’s no guarantee you’ll get it by Christmas;
The Indians signed reliever Saul Rivera: The 32 year-old reliever was something of a horse for the Nats for the past few years, pitching in 76 games in 2008 and 85 the year before, but he was sent down to AAA last season before being released in December. I can only assume Manny Acta told Mark Shapiro to go get him, preferring bullpen canon fodder he knows to bullpen canon fodder he doesn’t know;
The Pirates signed Javier Lopez: Finally, after seven seasons I had broken myself of thinking of the former Braves catcher Javy Lopez when his name is mentioned. Then the Pirates go and sign him and my first thought its “Ya know what? I could picture Pittsburgh signing the old catcher instead of the reliever. Did he get three years? If so, you know it was the catcher.”
We’ll break into programming with an emergency redball update if anything as big as these three things goes down for the remainder of the day.
If, in the future, Joe Ross ever complains about a lack of run support, point to his first four starts of the 2017 season.
Ross started on April 19 in Atlanta against the Braves, on April 25 in Colorado against the Rockies, on April 30 at home against the Mets, and on May 23 at home against the Mariners. In those games, the Nats’ offense scored 14, 15, 23, and 10 runs respectively for a total of 62 runs, or an average of 13 per start. Ross was the pitcher of record for seven, eight, 10, and 10 runs for a total of 35 runs (8.75 runs per start), which would still make him the major league leader in run support by that restrictive standard.
Among qualified starters — Ross did not qualify — entering Tuesday’s action, the Rockies’ Antonio Senzatela led the way according to ESPN, averaging 7.11 runs of support in nine starts. The Rockies scored double-digit runs in only three of those starts, oddly enough.
Per the Nationals, the 62 runs of support for Ross is a major league record in a pitcher’s first four starts of a season.
TMZ is reporting that actor Charlie Sheen has the original cast on board for Major League III but is still looking for financial backing. TMZ cites Sheen referring to the script as “dynamite.”
The original Major League came out in 1989 and debuted at No. 1 at the box office. That spurred a sequel, Major League II, which was released five years later in 1994. Despite negative reviews, II debuted at No. 1 at the box office as well. Major League: Back to the Minors was released in 1998, but tanked at the box office and received mostly negative reviews.
Given that trend, one might wonder why anyone would attempt Major League III, and one would be correct to raise that question. But it’s been 19 years since the last installment and 27 years since the original. People in their early 30’s and 40’s with nostalgia and disposable income will likely be willing to pay to relive a blast from the past. In my humble opinion, Major League is the finest of the baseball movies, so I’ll at least be curious if Sheen ends up getting financial backing.
Sheen has had, well, an interesting life in the last two decades so it’s no sure thing that people with money will trust him to stay out of trouble.