Ernie Harwell makes a surprise visit

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If you go by the actuarial tables, Ernie Harwell — a 91 year-old man who was diagnosed with terminal liver cancer months ago and decided to forego treatment — probably shouldn’t be able to make public appearances anymore. Heck, the fact that he’s still living is a blessing.  But he is living and he is making public appearances, surprising Kirk Gibson and Alan Trammell at a benefit last night:

A couple hundred fans had paid for an evening with the Tiger greats and expected tales of the old days, with the proceeds benefiting the War Memorial Patriots Scholarship Fund for veterans.

Then they began telling stories about Ernie Harwell. Before long, he also stood at the top of the auditorium steps, microphone in hand.

“Greetings everybody and welcome to Tiger baseball,” Harwell said.The crowd roared. Then stood. And clapped as he took a seat between [Trammel and Gibson].

Damn. That dust that was in here when I wrote the Nick Adenhart thing yesterday is back. I definitely need to get the ducts cleaned.

Imagining Theo Epstein in politics

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“When Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept for there were no more worlds to conquer.”

Or: “When Theo Epstein won World Series championships with the two most championship-starved franchises in baseball history, he got bored, and decided to run for the Senate or something.”

That latter bit is the premise of a Politico piece speculating that the Cubs president could go into politics one day. The story features an interview with former Obama chief strategist David Axlerod, who thinks Theo has what it takes. Mostly what he has is fame, popularity, good looks and money. No idea what his positions on issue are, but that other stuff goes a long way in politics these days.

Bonus: given what we just elected last fall, a guy who once had a little temper tantrum and dressed up in a gorilla suit is just as viable a candidate as anyone.

Another interestingly named player is promoted by the Pirates

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When you promote a player from the minors, the first and foremost consideration is whether or not he can help your ball club. But, assuming that’s taken care of, teams should really, really make it a priority to call up dudes with cool sounding names because it makes life more interesting for the rest of us.

The Pirates are doing that. The other night Dovydas Neverauskas made his big league debut. In addition to being the first Lithuanian born-and-raised player in major league history, it’s a solid, solid name. Now the Pirates are making another promotion: Gift Ngoepe.

Yep, Gift Ngoepe. He’s an infielder from South Africa, making the leap to the bigs due to David Freese‘s hamstring injury. Ngoepe, 27, was batting just .241/.308/.379 through 66 plate appearances this season with Triple-A Indianapolis, his ninth in the minors, so he’s not exactly a prospect. But man, that’s a killer name.

It’s also worth mentioning that Gift and Neverauskas were arrested together in a bar fight last August in Toledo, so there is already a good basis for some bonding here.

Good luck, Gift. Gift Ngoepe. Mr. Ngoepe. G-Ngo. Man, I could do this all day.